Message For Retirement Card?

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Kim Jong Il

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Jan 22, 2010
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My boss retires today and i have got to sign his card, Everyone else has put a wee message with their name so i cant just sign my name and leave it at that, my only idea so far is

Now you are retired, the only thing you have to look forward to is your inevitable demise.

not sure how suitable that is <laugh>
 
thank **** ya smelly auld dick (spit on the card) then do a swastika with ur blood <grr>
 
Sign your name then....

"This card requires you to wait 30 seconds between signing" <muir>
 
"not done it yet, im kind of hoping it gets passed round and misses me out."

His reply from my email.

What a waste of all our good suggestions <grr>
 
i havent wrote anything, im hoping it gets passed round enough for me to miss it out. i have already passed it on twice <ok>
 
he's lying, unfortunately for him, a work in his office but he doesnt know yet, here's what he wrote:

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