I’m actually the real Father Christmas I’ve had to take 5 mins off from delivering presents because of the reindeer needed a crap Dominick had a curry last night and has got the Tom tits
The kids are like Sherlock Holmes when xmas prezzies around. I've stashed theirs in van till early hours so no chance of them knowing what they've got till tomorrow !
My children only want money now. 17 & 20. They’re downstairs getting pissed now I’ve collected them from town.
We used to pack all the kids presents in our suitcases and these were onto of the wardrobe do they had no chance of getting into them.
Xmas dinner done in , im wiped out and if Kylie minogue came in here now she could do anything she wanted to me n I wouldn't be able to stop her !