Merry Christmas
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Have a bag of humbugs on me
Sideways?
Never ending stoooooorrrry...lalalala...
Fine wine.
Cooking second ham....
Fine wine.
Cooking second ham....
Small Gloucester spotted for with dinner tomorrow and a big Tamworth for eating all week lol.
Have a big **** off grass fed chicken and topside beef for tomorrow and a Dexter Forerib for New Years day.
Oh and my stuffing.. ..the best stuffing in the world .......ever.... seriously
Nah he shares, you're thinking of Greez (R.I.P)And that's just for you
Not true!And that's just for you
Heritage carrots...mine
Buttered roast parsnip...mine
Brussels with Pancetta..mine.
Yorkshires with dripping...mine.
They can have some .....nope....**** em
Happy New Year everyone. We get to look forwards to stores being full of Valentine's crap before the week is over now.
We don't do vday presents. One year as a joke I got the Mrs one of these for v day:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FX1D55I/?tag=not606-20
She still says (not joking) best gift she ever got. They really are a life changer.
Did you fill it up with your spunk or something for a laugh ??
No, but it's fantastic having a squeaky clean bum. Hate wiping with paper now. Never feel as clean and refreshed as when I use the bidet. When. You think about it, cleaning by just rubbing paper down there is pretty disgusting.
/ Wants three sea shells
I just gob on my hand and give it a scrub