No it's your turn to have him this Christmas, don't tell me you've left him standing on the kerb waiting for you
Had an interesting night with the 'in laws' I thought lets pay for a family film and watch it together, My Missus said something a bit funny.. So I looked on the movies on demand and thought, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, are aways mildly funny family films so bought The Worlds End for £4.99. After numerous '****s' about 12 '****s' and graphic sexual spoken content, we managed to get the 'in laws' off home early.. I didn't know whether it was more embarrassing stopping it or watching it.?
I'm thinking about making another 'toy story' with Katie Price and Pamela Anderson using every type of sex toy. hit or miss?
When did Sky put the price of films up? I noticed the other day I went to download a film for the daughter. Only to see the price so I went to Tesco's and got her the DVD at least she keeps it then. I thought Sky movies was supposed to be the cheaper alternative.
There better be one, or some little ****er is going to feel some pain My niece introduced me to her boyfriend the other day. My wife and sister in law pissed herself when I looked him up and down and said quietly "treat her right and we will be ok, hurt her it will hurt you more" think he got the message. Saw him in town the next day and he was really polite to me