memories from when you were young

Lady Penelope man.
Bit of yer high class totty there like.

 

Aye, she was lush. Did you notice, every time she got out of the pink roller, Parker went and had a sniff of her car seat?

 

Tell yer what mate ..... that cloth mother & daughter, off the Comfort fabric softener adverts, would be ****ing fantastic in a threesome

 

Must say, I had a good guffaw at your sig!

 

I was watching her while you were watching Parker?

 

In that case I'll keep it, I don't get many laughs off people and I like a bit of alliteration

 

Hhmm,

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TBF Comm, your photo archive does make me wonder sometimes

 

Love threads like this mate, was just thinking that Pops is nearly the same age as me dad, both of whom have a son which can talk away.

 

As David Attenborough would say, 'It's what separates us from the animals'

BTW, has anyone noticed that the names of many Capital cities, and large towns, are often very short ........ just wondered about that yesterday.

 

Was that whilst he was plucking his nuts from a howling monkeys (aka, benwell slapper) arse?

 

A mate was telling me that Newcastle Social Services tried to implement a 'helper monkey' scheme for the locals.

However there were complaints about the continual screeching, fleas and disgusting hygiene.

They decided it was unfair on the monkeys and had to drop the idea

 

Imagine one was a mag, the other a hullothian (it's me new word, cos they are boring the **** outta me).