My Mag relatives knew him, through business, and behind his back called him Willam, instead of William ... ... because he only had one eye
Sunderland 2 bastards nil hallelujah Sunderland 2 bastards nil halleluuuuujah After the play off win up at Sidneys
When you’re smiling, when you’re smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Nan nah Nan Naha, Sunderland, Sunderland.
Well I loved...."Super Super kev......" you know the rest Second.. "On the first day of Xmas my truelove gave to me a Jimmy Montgomery. On the second day of Xmas my truelove gave to me two Dick Malones and a Jimmy Montgomery. On the third day of Xmas my truelove gave to me three Ron Guthries, two Dick Malones and a Jimmy Montgomery. On the fourth day of Xmas my truelove gave to me four Micky Horswills, three Ron Guthries, two Dick Malones and a Jimmy Montgomery. On the fifth fay of Xmas my truelove gave to me FIVE DAAAVE WATSONS, four Micky Horswills three Ron Guthries, two Dick Malones and a Jimmy Montgomery. On the sixth day of Xmas my truelove gave to me six Ritchie Pitts, five DAVE WATSONS, four Micky Horswills, three Ron Guthries, two Dick Malones, and a Jimmy Montgomery. On the seventh day of of Xmas my truelove gave to me - he´s here he's there he's every f***** where Bobby Kerr Bobby Kerr, he´s here he's there he's every f***** where Bobby Kerr Bobby Kerr, six Ritchie Pitts, FIVE DAVE WATSONS, four Micky Horswills, three Ron Guthries, two Dick Malones, and a Jimmy Montgomery. On the Eighth day of Xmas my truelove sent to me eight Billy Hughes seven he´s here he's there he's every f***** where Bobby Kerr Bobby Kerr, he´s here he's there he's every f***** where Bobby Kerr Bobby Kerr, six Ritchie Pitts, FIVE DAVE WATSONS, four Micky Horswills, three Ron Guthries, two Dick Malones, and a Jimmy Montgomery. On the ninth day of Xmas my true love sent to me nine "Vic Haloms , Vic Halom, Vic Halom Vic Halom lalala" eight Billy Hughes seven he´s here he's there he's every f***** where Bobby Kerr Bobby Kerr, he´s here he's there he's every f***** where Bobby Kerr Bobby Kerr, six Ritchie Pitts, FIVE DAVE WATSONS, four Micky Horswills, three Ron Guthries, two Dick Malones, and a Jimmy Montgomery. On the tenth day of Xmas my true love sent to me ten Iaaaan Porterfields, nine "Vic Haloms, Vic Halom, l, Vic Halom Vic Halom lalala" eight Billy Hughes seven he´s here he's there he's every f***** where Bobby Kerr Bobby Kerr, he´s here he's there he's every f***** where Bobby Kerr Bobby Kerr, six Ritchie Pitts, FIVE DAVE WATSONS, four Micky Horswills, three Ron Guthries, two Dick Malones, and a Jimmy Montgomery. On the eleventh day of Xmas my true love sent to me eleven Dennis Tuearts - theres only one Denis Tueart, one Dennis Tueart, one Dennis Tueart....ten Iaaaaan Porterfields, nine "Vic Haloms, Vic Halom, l, Vic Halom Vic Halom lalalala " eight Billy Hughes seven he´s here he's there he's every f***** where Bobby Kerr Bobby Kerr, he´s here he's there he's every f***** where Bobby Kerr Bobby Kerr, six Ritchie Pitts, FIVE DAVE WATSONS, four Micky Horswills, three Ron Guthries, two Dick Malones, and a Jimmy Montgomery. We love you Sunderland we do.... Me fingers are fookin aching now so thats me done...Good night
Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best They go up from his arse to his che-est They are better than Adam and the Ants Niall Quinn's disco pants!
Oh, I can't read and I can't write but that don't really matter Cos I come from Ipswich and I can drive a tractor.
Well you’ve heard of Man Utd You’ve heard of Francis Lee But here’s a team called Sunderland Who’s going to win the league They say we are the greatest Cos we’ve a super side And if you don’t support us We’ll see you all outside (To MOTD tune)
Bless them all bless them all WYN Davies pop robson mcfall Well never be mastered By black and white bastard Cause Sunderland’s the best of them all
When I was at school it was a slightly different version... "Fck em all, fck em all... Keegan, McDermott, John Hall We'll never be mastered by black and white bastards Cos Sunlans the best of them all"
Not a chant as such but I was working down ICI during the child abuse scandal. Anyway written on the toilet walls was "mackems are ****ers". I produced a nice little Sharpie permanent marker and wrote on "self abuse is better than child abuse". Absolute fkn hell on. Did get the toilets painted though.
Change Millwall song to You are Millwall, boring Millwall, no one likes you, no one cares, soppy Millwall from this **** hole, still no one cares
