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Of course it was a compliment, there are some women I wouldn´t shag.

 

The last time I shagged a bird who wasn´t white was years ago(not including hookers obviously)

 

Aye right

 

Like the real Mrs Grove

 

I couldn´t possibly confirm or deny that.

 

If you had to give it a blind yes/no, what would you go for?

 

Well if I was blind, it would be a definite yes.

 

If you were blind you'd end up shagged a flab fold. And trust me, you wouldn't want to follow the smell

 

I've got smelly fingers this morning.

I like it.

 

Two pages of this sh*t, thanks y'all!