Medro's Return; Yes I'm Back

Well if a bloke wont go out with a Catholic girl 'cos he's afraid of what his neighbours think,we haven't really moved on now have we?

 

I married a kafflick despite all the warnings from friends and family. It didny work out well.

 

She had perfect eyesight?

 

Actually, she did. Fantastic big blue eyes, dimples on her cheeks when I made her smile in that secret way, great tits....



...oh God, I miss her...

 

My first girlfriend had everything a man could ever want. A full beard and a hairy chest.

 

Guess who I bumped into in Specsavers yesterday?































Everyone!

 

To be honest I'm that desperate I'd consider shagging a bogtrotter, male or female.

 

Does that mean a meeting in Cowcaddens Underpass is out of the question now Gambol?

 

Hahahahaha ****ing hell