Big fat tits, enormous arse, ugly battered face and fanny like a bill posters bucket was mentioned, but like you say, we don`t want to be accused of starting fights
I think Tina's away crying into a bucket of chocolate ice cream. Don't say anything but I think Jen upset her.
Don't get your hopes up gambol. She sent me pics of what I think was a couple of golf balls hanging in a pair of tights.