Stuff from the Suffolk Gazette does the rounds on social media regularly. They seem to have hit on a formula that makes a surprising number of people believe their stories.
The biggest shock in this isn't that he was caught having sex with a tractor, its that there were police officers available to arrest him.
There was a bloke in Scotland arrested n charged with having sex with his bicycle - in the comfort of his own flat . Apparently the complex cleaners let themselves into his home catching him in the act , called the police and he got done . There was also a woman charged with a similar offence in Florida around the same time - tho with a motorbike in her own garage ...
Seriously, how can you be done for having sex with inanimate objects in the privacy of your own home? How does it differ in principle to a woman stuffing a 10" Bully Boy dildo up her clunge?