You're all highly detestable bourgeois scum. I don't own a car. I cycle to work, like any good responsible comrade should.
I trust you use the lovely cycle lanes - paid for and created by the workers - like any good responsible comrade should.
Naturally. After the glorious Corbyn Revolution, cars will be banned. Cycle lanes will prevail. Workers of the World, Unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains!
If we lose our chains, then our cycles won't go anywhere and then where will we be?.................anarchy, I tells ya! Bah!
Have been towing a caravan to glorious Breydon Water Park resort, down Yarmouth Pleasurebeach today paid for by Mr Tesco, nice free day out. Last Oct bought a 2003 Mondeo estate came with a towbar fitted 11 month mot 154,000 miles I bought it for princely sum of £550 so what you might say, well..... It is the 2.5L V6 and it goes like absolute stink (when not pulling a van). In May a little old lady decided to not bother stopping at a give way and ploughed straight into me at 30mph. It put a dent in the car which popped out after she'd bounced off. Contacted her insurance company and without looking at it just out of the blue sent a cheque for £1800 :O Still driving it now apart from some scratches it's fine, sailed thru it's MOT, only thing had to do recently was a new set of plugs - the FIRST change they've had since new!!! (incidentally going thru paperwork found it had fsh too, stunning bargain for £550. Full leather interior (no rips) heated & cooled seats top if the range ghia x From now on I am just buying bangers! Oh insurance is £300 a year Inc the wife on L plates lmao
I bought a mondeo a few years back with similar; miles, age, cost and the head gasget went with in 6 months. For every gem the is a donkey out there too! I've had much better luck/engineering with a Proton and Toyota, both were cheap and went for miles n miles trouble free. Bah!
Mondeos!? Audis!? Filthy bourgeois scum, the lot of you! Upon the revolution, these will be the only cars allowed: please log in to view this image
You'll have to submit that request to the Ministry of Paints & Colours. They'll probably start following you, and rightly so.
