I would normally pap this on the Leggo Blog thread but this realy does take the ****ing biscuit. This from the man who tells everyone on a daily basis that Celtic fans are obsessed.
Set faces to stunned.
Forza Juve!!
Posted on February 12, 2013 by billmcmurdo
The furore over Rangers giving Juventus the use of Auchenhowie to prepare for their Champions League clash against Celtic will serve as good PR for the Ibrox club. My understanding is that Juventus are not very happy at the way Celtic have responded to what is essentially a courtesy shown them by an old footballing friend and rival.
This will make Celtic “the talk of the steamie” in European football and help to highlight the extraordinary levels of bigotry and hate shown towards Scotland’s biggest club. Juve will no doubt be used to such envy given that they are a big club themselves but I believe this trip to Glasgow has been a real eye-opener for the Old Lady.
If it helps to incentivise their players to drum Celtic out of the Champions League, it won’t be the first time that Celtic have contrived to their own doom. Celtic’s pettiness was typified by Kris Commons’ remark about Juventus training at a Division Three training ground. By the look of Commons, it appears he does all his training in McDonald’s.
Juventus training at Auchenhowie has become a much bigger deal than it should be, It’s even got so bad the pope has resigned in protest.
This resignation has stirred up a veritable hornets’ nest of theological issues. For example, should the Vatican be docked ten points for the pope going into retirement? And can they install a new pope outside the transfer window?
I thought popes were like time lords – they had to regenerate. You just can’t see Doctor Who retiring, can you?
Of course, those who study such matters are very aware that, according to an ancient prophecy uttered by Saint Malachy, the next pope is supposed to be the last one.
This is the famed Petrus Romanus – Peter The Roman.
The question is – would this be a promotion or a demotion for Lawwell?
Sources close to Pope Benedict – or Benny as he will now be known – say that all the fun has gone out of being pope for him now that Rangers fans no longer sing about him.
Of course, the cynics are all saying that Benedict has resigned because a big scandal is about to be uncovered in the Vatican. However, no evidence exists to suggest that anyone in St Peter’s has sent any emails poking fun at Hugh Dallas.
It must be hard being pope – for example, who does he support in tonight’s game between Celtic and Juventus?
I don’t have this problem, thankfully.
Forza Juve!!
Set faces to stunned.
Forza Juve!!
Posted on February 12, 2013 by billmcmurdo
The furore over Rangers giving Juventus the use of Auchenhowie to prepare for their Champions League clash against Celtic will serve as good PR for the Ibrox club. My understanding is that Juventus are not very happy at the way Celtic have responded to what is essentially a courtesy shown them by an old footballing friend and rival.
This will make Celtic “the talk of the steamie” in European football and help to highlight the extraordinary levels of bigotry and hate shown towards Scotland’s biggest club. Juve will no doubt be used to such envy given that they are a big club themselves but I believe this trip to Glasgow has been a real eye-opener for the Old Lady.
If it helps to incentivise their players to drum Celtic out of the Champions League, it won’t be the first time that Celtic have contrived to their own doom. Celtic’s pettiness was typified by Kris Commons’ remark about Juventus training at a Division Three training ground. By the look of Commons, it appears he does all his training in McDonald’s.
Juventus training at Auchenhowie has become a much bigger deal than it should be, It’s even got so bad the pope has resigned in protest.
This resignation has stirred up a veritable hornets’ nest of theological issues. For example, should the Vatican be docked ten points for the pope going into retirement? And can they install a new pope outside the transfer window?
I thought popes were like time lords – they had to regenerate. You just can’t see Doctor Who retiring, can you?
Of course, those who study such matters are very aware that, according to an ancient prophecy uttered by Saint Malachy, the next pope is supposed to be the last one.
This is the famed Petrus Romanus – Peter The Roman.
The question is – would this be a promotion or a demotion for Lawwell?
Sources close to Pope Benedict – or Benny as he will now be known – say that all the fun has gone out of being pope for him now that Rangers fans no longer sing about him.
Of course, the cynics are all saying that Benedict has resigned because a big scandal is about to be uncovered in the Vatican. However, no evidence exists to suggest that anyone in St Peter’s has sent any emails poking fun at Hugh Dallas.
It must be hard being pope – for example, who does he support in tonight’s game between Celtic and Juventus?
I don’t have this problem, thankfully.
Forza Juve!!
