McDonalds

Thing*

Can't believe you teach kids ffs

 

Think I've got too old mate, just pissed off with people keep telling us how to live our lives and whatever we do in the UK, aint going to have the slightest effect on the rest of the world. China will still eat it's bats.

 

McDonald's are incredibly demanding as a client but they are not just the archetypal bad guys ... big problem for my client was that their business was always vulnerable to McDonald's walking away...

 

I do it deliberately to test them. Well done you passed

 

Always wondered if Chinese people taste like Chinese.
Yknow... Like do Italians taste same as lasagne or jocks taste like heroin.

 

Do I taste like a full English

 

My response to the Vegans and Veggies is that we are born with canines and incisors for a reason... happy to go more veggie and explore non meat alternatives... but if I'm going to respect your choices you need to respect mine ... medium rare

 

Exactly.

They say you are what you eat. @luvgonzo would probably taste like gay beer for example

 

You will probably find it's not vegetarians and vegans that are the problem, it's these animal rights nut jobs, they do some good work such as checking on live transports, but at other times they can be complete and utter bellends.

 

I taste like strawberry sherbet candy floss apparently ...

Sucky like 200 year old fermented skunk pus ... allegedly

... both should be treated with a degree of caution ... especially as the second claim has been attributed to Comm ... the first is believed to be Selma Hayek

 

How do you know if there is a Vegan in the room ?

He / she will tell you !

 

Ok fosse cheers

 

Youd taste like bad jokes and awkward silences

 

I ticked the vegan option a few times, if I'm on a flight that offers food, it's the only way to ensure the fookers don't give me cheese.

 

Good shout.

Fosse could taste like extra mature cheese.

 

I have only eaten in a McDonalds once when my son persuaded me to try it

If anything it should be meat eaters that are trying to get McDonalds shut down

 

Stick with me bro, the country brethren have turned me into a killing machine, can take out vermin with a gas powered air rifle from 200 ft yano.

 

Dunno why I never thought of it before but I was a magnificent shot with my Barnet cobra back in the day. And I mean a skilled marksman, that's how to get my duck.

Can leave a net in the temz for me fish

make a spear for the deer in Richmond Park

But I'll need to source pig somehow and I've not seen many round tbh

I can live without chicken tbh