Mayuka

[SafehandsOleSoderberg]

Just come up on SSN

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/7400787/?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=twitter

Anyone heard of him?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_asVanBsHE&feature=related

Obviously has his fans, although this just seems to be pictures of his face.

 

[Smudger]

Sounds like one of those times when we're just included in a story to bulk it out a bit, happens every few weeks. Weirdly, a lot of the players appear to be African, and none of them are ever in a position that we're short.

 

[ThrillerinAsprilla]

"Newcastle is a dream club, like Marseille, because their fans are the best there is," he told skysports.com.

 

[The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco]

Sounds like one of those times when we're just included in a story to bulk it out a bit, happens every few weeks. Weirdly, a lot of the players appear to be African, and none of them are ever in a position that we're short.

This

 

[SafehandsOleSoderberg]

Zambia are forever producing fresh talent though so he's probably an absolute beast

 

[You'veBeenTiote'd]

[video=youtube;BxvnSxnlr9o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxvnSxnlr9o&feature=related[/video]

From this he looks alright. After the first offside thing he shows good movement even if it is only in the Israeli league.

 

[StoneyNUFC]

lol I thought it said Maluka at first, as in the Fifa 11 soundtrack

 

[SafehandsOleSoderberg]

[video=youtube;BxvnSxnlr9o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxvnSxnlr9o&feature=related[/video]

From this he looks alright. After the first offside thing he shows good movement even if it is only in the Israeli league.

Reminds me of Martins a bit, also love that whatever team he's playing for in the yellow kit have a manager who's wearing jeans, brilliant

 

[goldie]

Is that the come shot?

 

[You'veBeenTiote'd]

Reminds me of Martins a bit, also love that whatever team he's playing for in the yellow kit have a manager who's wearing jeans, brilliant

yeah i laughed at that! I thought it was a fan initially!

 

[StoneyNUFC]

He looks great from that!

 

[Amnesiac]

Flattery will get him everywhere, except here

 

[goldie]

is he free? weve already been told we wont bring in a striker. I'd dream of playing for nufc but it doesn't mean Pardews on the phone.

 

[SeatonSluiceToon]

[video=youtube;BxvnSxnlr9o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxvnSxnlr9o&feature=related[/video]

From this he looks alright. After the first offside thing he shows good movement even if it is only in the Israeli league.

Bit weird that that's his agent's video and the first clip of him they show is him being caught offside. Hardly a good advert? Good pace though. Looks handy.

 

[Tiote's Jockstrap]

FM2012 is telling me that he is valued at 1.8mil in 2013, hes got 2.5 ability 3.5 potential so I'd give him a C+ maybe a B on the football manager test.

 

[LeonBestIsMint]

Nice for him to mention us, looks decent

 

[I'm With Colo]

Every team needs a player who does acrobatic goal celebrations! Including us...if only Kuqi could have scored in our black and white...

 

[u408379965]

He looks decent. Quick, tidy finisher, says nice things about the club. He won't get as much time around the area as he has done so far but he has potential. I might email his agent and see if we've contacted him. Or maybe pretend to be the club making an enquiry.

 

[SafehandsOleSoderberg]

He looks decent. Quick, tidy finisher, says nice things about the club. He won't get as much time around the area as he has done so far but he has potential. I might email his agent and see if we've contacted him. Or maybe pretend to be the club making an enquiry.

Ask his agent if he's considered setting him up with the Shola Ameobi School of Footballing Excellence https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Shola-Ameobi-school-of-footballing-excellence/189150994471987

 

[I'm With Colo]

Ask his agent if he's considered setting him up with the Shola Ameobi School of Footballing Excellence https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Shola-Ameobi-school-of-footballing-excellence/189150994471987

I'm not sure whether its sad or hilarious that there are kids thinking its a real football school and wanting sponsorship and admission? Secondly, how the hell did those kids even come upon the page in the first place?!