Mayday

Soon be Christmas peeps

Ever since I turned 36 last year the years seem to fly in. Mayday, Mayday.

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We have Fred Mockford to thank for today's bank holiday.

 

Who? I'll have to look that up.

I'm thick as mince, me

 

How spooky that he was a doppleganger for Tony Hancock

 

Yup, it's life and death to some poor soul blud.

 

"very nearly an armful" as Shakespeare said in The Merchant of Vienna

 

Pfft, everyone knows that's from the pyrex of Penzance.

 

A shame what happened to Tony Hancock. He was a genius but he didn't realise that it was the writers and Sid James that made him what he was.

Think he sadly committed suicide in Australia. So many comedians seem to suffer with severe depression.

 

It can't be a nice feeling being down under.

 

You insensitive ****

I'm outta here (before I get banned).

 

MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY.

 

Snooker loopy, nuts are we.

Who do you want to win: Rocket Ronnie or Judd the fud?

 

This thread sucks

 

Pooftah.

And your lezzer follower liking you.

 

Just admit you are jealous of my gayness