Off Topic Maybe the gayest thread since the "not in a gay way thread.

[Commachio]

Hygiene. Are you a clean or a scruffy twat?

Do you shower )or have a bath for the git oldies) when you wake up?

How often do you clean ya sel?

Is it only showers, or only a bath or a combo of both?

Those without a hippy beard. Do you shave everyday, or once so often?

What about deodrants and smellies, a roll on, a spray, a combo?

Has anyone ever telt ya, ya ****ing stink?

What about a bit of grooming (in a non aj way).


So are ya a stinker or smell like a raving Elton John fan?


THIS"LL GAN DOWN WELL.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

I like to get the missus in the shower and rub soapy suds all over her tits. Nice.

 

[Commachio]

I like to get the missus in the shower and rub soapy suds all over her tits. Nice.

Do you video this action and put it on the internet...Seemingly there is money to be made with this sort of thing.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Shower twice a day at least.

Never shave, but don't have a scruffy beard, just use electric trimmer when it gets scruffy.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Do you video this action and put it on the internet...Seemingly there is money to be made with this sort of thing.

No but you've given me an idea for making some dosh

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I like to get the missus in the shower and rub soapy suds all over her tits. Nice.

It's all fun and games until she gets soap down your Jap's Eye.

 

[Commachio]

Shower twice a day at least.

Never shave, but don't have a scruffy beard, just use electric trimmer when it gets scruffy.

An honest answer, i was expecting one on this thread.

 

[Commachio]

The amount of views this thread is getting..

George Michaels galore.

 

[Blind Corner]

Showering is bad for you, everyone knows that the soap dissolves your natural body oils.
I have one shower a week whether I need it or not.
I also do the 3 sock trick, I only have 3 socks so I rotate them and wash one every other day when I'm doing the washing up.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

It's all fun and games until she gets soap down your Jap's Eye.

Sounds painful

 

[Commachio]

Showering is bad for you, everyone knows that the soap dissolves your natural body oils.
I have one shower a week whether I need it or not.
I also do the 3 sock trick, I only have 3 socks so I rotate them and wash one every other day when I'm doing the washing up.

. ****ing hell.

 

[Billy Death]

My epilepsy tablets make my piss & sweat stink like **** so I shower very regularly.
Once a fortnight at a minimum.

 

[Commachio]

My epilepsy tablets make my piss & sweat stink like **** so I shower very regularly.
Once a fortnight at a minimum.

When the turn the water on?

 

[crumble bungle]

You're a sneaky ****a asking about people's hygiene so you can get excited n knock one out, I know your game you pervy tosser
Anyway, shower at least once a day, shave couple of times a week as I come out in a rash if I shave too often.
Trim my armpits and sometimes shave down below as well.
Always use deodorant as not like being smelly and clean my teeth prob 3 times a day.
Must have at least 2 doz pairs of socks n **** knows how many pairs of grundies.
I also like a good soapy shower or bath with the wife

 

[Commachio]

[QUOTE="crumble bungle, post: 9146498, member: 1028881"]You're a sneaky ****a asking about people's hygiene so you can get excited n knock one out, I know your game you pervy tosser
Anyway, shower at least once a day, shave couple of times a week as I come out in a rash if I shave too often.
Trim my armpits and sometimes shave down below as well.
Always use deodorant as not like being smelly and clean my teeth prob 3 times a day.
Must have at least 2 doz pairs of socks n **** knows how many pairs of grundies.
I also like a good soapy shower or bath with the wife [/QUOTE]

Show is ya sis in the shower then. Purely for ****ing material of course.

 

[Billy Death]

When the turn the water on?

Exactly.

 

[Vincemac]

Shower most days
Bath some days
Shave every other day
Use smellies all the time
Have 20 odd Prs of socks and undies
And no the socks are not odd

 

[Commachio]

Shower most days
Bath some days
Shave every other day
Use smellies all the time
Have 20 odd Prs of socks and undies
And no the socks are not odd

Bigg Vinny, you know by now not to take my threads seriously.

A bath?

thought they were long gone,

 

[Vincemac]

Bigg Vinny, you know by now not to take my threads seriously.

A bath?

thought they were long gone,

Love a bath
You know the trouble I've had with my back.
Well it's getting better
I was unable to have a bath for about I year
I now bath regularly I can just about get in and out ok

 

[Commachio]

Love a bath
You know the trouble I've had with my back.
Well it's getting better
I was unable to have a bath for about I year
I now bath regularly I can just about get in and out ok

Get a fancy jacuzzi mate.