I just tell em pal, I don't write em don't shoot the piano player.Then you had an Iranian one
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Skiddy, this thread has got to be something of a mixed bag for you, hasn't it?
On the one hand, it was created to rip the absolute piss out of a man that you love and hold in high admiration. Ordinarily , you would turn on the OP, but he's someone who you also hold in high admiration. Indeed, you have your nose planted firmly between the cleft of his buttocks, mate.
So, who are you going to support, and who are you going to sell down the river? Mourhino or Pixie?
On the one hand, it was created to rip the absolute piss out of a man that you love and hold in high admiration. Ordinarily , you would turn on the OP, but he's someone who you also hold in high admiration. Indeed, you have your nose planted firmly between the cleft of his buttocks, mate.
So, who are you going to support, and who are you going to sell down the river? Mourhino or Pixie?
Clearly you have trouble knowing the difference between banter and the malice you throw into your contributions here.
Spurlock & co are as unimaginative and one-dimentional as Poch's football
He brings the Argie factor into kick and run, kick everything that moves and run.
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Hoddle is a god
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But that doesn't seem to stop you plagiarising my best material, CFC.
You don't have any good material you weasel.
That doesn't count when you've stolen it from somebody else mate.
You are the 'copy and paste' queen on here.
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Hoddle is a god
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... was it an ellipsis? ...
Look, Bambi. I'm sure that kind of crack was hilarious among your College of Further Education mates, when you were studying Sociology, back in the 80s, but this is a football forum, and most of the mugs on this site (not me, I hasten to add) would rather you make your jokes a little more... well, funnier, mate.
I'm only trying to help.
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... I tend to tailor my comedy for the audiece I'm working with .. with you I keep it very simple ... at times, monosyllabic (time for Google - take a bit more time - keep in mind Synonymgate
) ......in terms of my education ... there are a few clues to my degree in my posts ... but you have my assurance that it is real and from a University I actually went to ... unlike your claims ... and the qualification you eventually acheived from a correspondence course with Cambridge Agricultural college ..
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Nice rant, Bambi. Nice to see you getting in on the "higher education" put-downs, about 20 years after I invented them. Do try to keep up with the times, Bambi. There's a whole load of new **** that I've invented in that time that you can poach. Pixie and Skiddy do it all the time.
Incidentally, I find it ironic that the word monosyllabic has 5 syllables.
By the way, Bambi, that last joke wasn't meant for you, mate, but for us University lads. I know that you and your Higher Tech sociology-crowd like to deal in three syllable-based jokes. Still, it will give you something to challenge yourself. Good luck with it, mate.
Incidentally, I find it ironic that the word monosyllabic has 5 syllables.
By the way, Bambi, that last joke wasn't meant for you, mate, but for us University lads. I know that you and your Higher Tech sociology-crowd like to deal in three syllable-based jokes. Still, it will give you something to challenge yourself. Good luck with it, mate.
... nice try but no cupcake Gimpster ... I levelled the Cambridge Agricultural college bomb at you back in the days when you were still claiming to be a lawyer who had attended University there ... nice try though ... nice rant too ... you are still positively reeling after the weekend's footie results aren't you sweet-pea?.... no amount of Savlon is soothing that butthurt eh?
I see you've stolen my 'nice rant' quip.
HIAG you are the original 'copy and paste' queen on this site. The amount of material I've seen you plagiarise from other people is not only an indication of your lack of originality, it's also an indidcation of how much those barbs had got to you in the first place.
Keep em coming lad
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That's a very desperate admission of guilt HIAG.
The word 'stolen' isn't actually yours though, although you do employ its meaning frequently on here.