Maureen watch

HIAG has tied himself up in knots yet again again over this.

First he was claiming that the medical staff ****ed up because the manager didn't give them the instruction to enter the pitch, then he realised that it's down to the ref to give the instruction, then he made up some bullshit reason that the ref wasn't instructing the medical team to come on to the pitch, despite all signs and photographic evidence showing just that.

He might of course wait until 3am to go back and edit his posts and claim that he didn't say any of that of course

 

@PISKIE

You seem to be trying to make some kind of point. Can you be a bit more explicit?

 

You're a Bellend, are you so dense that you cannot see it ?

 

Oops! What can I say? Sorry.

 

Resorting to the personal abuse a bit early, there, PISKIE? I thought it would take longer than this for me to break you.

My powers are reaching critical mass!

 

Let's go HIAG, it will be a giggle. I've got a pretty busy weekend ahead of me but do have the luxury of my team having already played and won whereas you have to wait til Sunday for Chelsea's game! I also appreciate that you probably have a gig to play, porno film to feature in and will be opening the bowling for one of the three or four county sides you occasionally play for. Walter's Weekend!

 

Cases to win as well

 

I'm just being honest with you mate.

You've made a fool of yourself claiming that the manager decides when the medical staff enter the pitch, to then contradict yourself in the next sentence, by realising that it is the ref who decides. When you realised that you ****ed up, you then desperately tried to claim that the ref wasn't instructing the medical staff, but was trying to summon the ****ing lino

You haven't broken anything mate, you've just made yourself look like a fool, once again.

(No editing your comments to try and cover it up this time please HIAG )

 

No gig this weekend - our drummer's on holiday.

I don't do porn, although it's not for want of finding the hot pussy to help me out, should I change my mind.

I've never played professional cricket, only Sunday league, and that was some while ago.

And before PISKIE pops up like a bad smell, I've also given up my Sunday league ref'ing, too (PISKIE likes to exaggerate it by claiming that I said I was a professional ref, in the vain hope that it will add comic value to his poor wumming attempts - a trick that you seem so desperately to be copying, Schteeve).

 

Will a day go by on not606 where HIAG doesn't make a massive **** up of his wum attempts ?

 

I think this is an apt visual metaphor for HIAG's wumming style on here :

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Sideshow HIAG

 

Will a day go by when Pixie dies not bite?

 

Unless HIAG is deliberately trying to make himself look stupid, then it isn't really a 'bite' is it ?

 

When Katie has run out of steam she claims a "bite". As Bodanki will tell you, it's effectively a concession!

 

Ah, the old "can't think of anything clever to say, so let's resort to calling him a girl's name" put-down.

That really is dreadfully poor wumming, Schteeve! Carrying on like this, and you'll earn a reputation of wumming as badly as PISKIE!

 

Okay we'll start calling him Moanreen, happy now ?

 

That would work, Jager, if Jose's name was, actually, Maureen. So calling him Moanreen doesn't make any sense, does it?

I am growing increasingly appalled at the level and quality of wumming on this board. If things carry on, I may be forced to take my wum-guns from off the wall and put them back into service. I doubt any of you would want that.

 

So you're saying that all the foot in mouth comments you've made have actually been done with you believing what you type ?

That's even worse than you trying to bullshit your way and claim it's just banter

 

You've never grasped the concept of irony, have you, PISKIE?

 

On the contrary. The claim that you are a 'master-wum' is the very definition of irony.