Things Matthew does:
1. Stores his farts in jars under his bed for just in case he ever gets a date.
1. Stores his farts in jars under his bed for just in case he ever gets a date.
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Wear ear muffs while he's having a ****, so his mum can't hear him.
Offers to take kids on a guide of the gnome centre and show them the secret garden.
Nah. To be fair to Hoadie he never boasted about anything. I must be a soft touch, because it was quite nice knowing the lad had grown up and done alright for himself. Although not seen or heard from him for a few years, I could look him up but i'm a lazy fooker.
I always remember when my club were due to announce a new signing, the lad only lived around the corner from the ground. I told him to get his ar5se down there and find out what was going on....he did and all
He did alright for himself in real life though. Left school got a job and a bird (engaged i think, probably married and divorced by now). He left the forum when he grew up, which is step better than us old kunts
Thank you for the brilliant reference
I would have been 15 at the time. Been reminiscing back to all the old posts and found this one. I was indeed engaged for a while but that ended, luckily didnt get married to her
. I am enjoying being back.
Thank you for the brilliant reference
I was indeed engaged for a while but that ended, luckily didnt get married to her
Good to have you back mate. I missed some of the old regulars, still a few tottering about here with me.
Thank you for the brilliant reference
I was indeed engaged for a while but that ended, luckily didnt get married to her
I remember you being an annoying bastard
I remember you being an annoying bastard
Leave him alone [HASHTAG]#bully[/HASHTAG]
I remember you being an annoying bastard
If I am correct in my early days I think I was
but then again I was a child statistically at the time. I did seem to post a lot of polls for some strange reason. It is good to be back, Got to thank me getting a new phone yesterday, couldnt get on my twitter so decided to have a look back on here.
Hi again, weirdo.Thank you for the brilliant reference
I was indeed engaged for a while but that ended, luckily didnt get married to her
Could you tell your good pal brb to unban me from the Gillingham board and I'll pop in and say hello to you from time to time.
So you don't have to talk to yourself again.
I remember you being an annoying bastard
I remember him congratulating us on our league one promotion.
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Hoddle is a god
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Cracking post flossy
You should be Metths mentor.
He is Matth’s mentor.
Although, Matth is less verbose than his master.
Hoadie boy
I remember him from years ago, he was like Thrush.
I remember him from years ago, he was like Thrush.
I was in GC those days, and wasn’t really accepted on the Saints board as I was a massive ****.
hoadie boy used to be like a 12 year metths/ hiag combo