Matth_2014

I knew it.

 

Idiot.

 

From your chicken coup?

 

No from your house you twat.

 

everyone has seen many times, you mental gay dipstick

 

Silly immature person of questionable sexuality .....

 

Anymore crap and the bunny gets it !!!!
(sorry couldnt find a gnome)

 

You got your cock from my house?

That doesn't make sense you gnome.

 

Easy mate!!
It’s only a laugh!!

 

Matthew got told off today for sniffing the other lad’s wellies.

He’s on his final warning.

 

I know that .

 

Just been speaking to Michael Carrick at the Waitrose Matth, he said he thinks you’re a total mong.

 

Erm,ok

 

Great banter that Matth lost his virginity in his late twenties to Quesadaad’s mum.

 

@Matth_2014 seriously mate. Do yourself a favour and have a break from this place.

You're gonna have everyone on ignore very soon because you keep setting yourself up to be shot down.

You're in a constant battle with everyone at the minute and its not pleasant to watch.

 

Matt so what types of women interest you?

 

It's metths v the world.

@brb should put him out off his misery.

 

Greetings Ipnot, feeder of wasps ... have you travelled from the lands of the Gnomes?

I do not speak your tongue myself, but I have put a call out to my colleague, Cockapoopchio, who is fluent having spent some 14 years in your land due to an unfortunate misunderstanding involving some herbs in his possession that he claimed were for a balm for his sore back and shoulders ...

 

You actually put some thought into that, you ****ing idiot.

 

Not really mate ... we'll no doubt meet up for a beer one day, then you'll realise I'm full of such ****