Off Topic Matches today 28/02/16

I actually ache like ****, getting into the RIB yesterday in a 2 metre swell, bollocked me up. My legs went like jelly. I was shaking with the effort. I must have looked like A walrus on heat

 

This is going to put the job at Ernies back a bit...

 

It really is ****ing scary isn't it. I got caught in a rip in Crete some years ago and I had no experience whatsoever.

I'm trying to swim toward the beach, but I'm going backwards out to sea, I honestly thought my time had come.

I managed to get my head together and tried swimming across the flow, thankfully this worked and I'm still here to bore you lot death.

Without snorkel and flippers I was fish food.

 

Did that in Cancun 12 years ago…. went for a morning run on the beach, no one around and decided to cool off in the sea.. mistake… i think i swallowed more than i tried to swim in. I have no idea how I got back to the shelf thing, someone was watching over me..

 

The cup final goes to extra time, will we get pelanties?

 

Quite a good game for a neutral this.

Well a neutral that ****ing hates scousers.

Cmon City! Penalties!

 

Mignolet has had a Jak style game too, even including a comedy error.

 

City keeper doing well

 

very well

 

****ing hell. Some cracking saves by the Man C goalie there.

Now to start pissing off the ****ing scousers I know. And the plastic Liverpool fans I know. Them the most.

 

Great to see yaya score & run away to celebrate & all his team mates ignore him & run to the keeper

 

Caballero had a bloody blinder there, fantastic performance in the shootout.

 

Take a day off Kemps.

Cemetery's full of indispensable corpses.

 

Kinell, you really are real builders arn't you.








9 o'clock on the dot, or you've blown the gig.

 

Same here.

Only on Roker Beach in Sunderland.

30 years ago.


Still wake up in a cold sweat at times.


I was fit and a strong swimmer at the time.


Now?

No chance.

 

There seems to be a common theme here.

Cats do hate water after all.

Edit: Stay out of the water Mel, stay out of the water!