I picked up a new pet hate this weekend, woman sat near me said "Come on <firstname>" every single time one of our players picked up the ball, throughout the game. "Come on Jay", "Come on Ale", "Come on Fabio", "Come on Robert", "Come on Anton", "Come on Jamie"............so ****ing annoying. I could understand it once or twice a game, but every single pass???
. please log in to view this image "She must be in the gay Rangers section, apart from the bloke behind !!" (so that chap is Swords?) "Perhaps that is why our forwards did not score in the first half?" (Wolves fan - must be when we beat them 3-0 at Molineux) http://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=17770
Worst thing by far for me anyway is this. 3. People who ask questions about who is who. I'm thinking, 'oh, leave me alone, don't come here if you don't know all that. I'm trying to watch the game ffs'. I'm saying, 'uh?' in a sort of vacant, slightly potty kind of way, that deters even drunks from bothering with a follow up. Sorry, I know I should be nicer but that never works. All the other options in the OP are part of for me. Annoying yes but always been there, always will be. 1. People talking while you are trying to watch the match. At least they're talking to others, not me! 2. Having to let people past halfway through a half. 4. The smell of pies/bovril.
Hate it when the wife does the shopping on a Saturday morning instead of the afternoon, resulting in her pottering about the house while I'm getting passionate about our latest sh**e performance.
Bovril is just like gravy IMO. I've never had a pie at any ground, more of a hot dog person. Ah yes the seats!!! Very bad for people with long legs and dodgy backs!!!
When we concede, I get all pissed off and my sister asks me why do I root for the losers.I get so angry I'd punch her face in if she wasn't a female
