He plays left mid and he plays left back And centre half And he does not slack He's the prodigal son And he hates the huns It's Charlie Mulgrew (x2).
He's a big clatty, manky, boggin' looking bastard! Have a ****ing shave **** sake, ya big ****ing fanny pad. <beeling>
I should add that the wife is more then 8 months pregnant so every time she yells I get nervous for another reason.