"Among natural historians, the term 'jizz' refers to the characteristic impression given by an animal, plant, etc., that facilitates it recognition. The term is commonplace among experienced birders who can identify just which species of bird is seen from a glimpse, able to identify it from its jizz - a constellation of characteristics - rather then from individual identification..."
Alternatively... "1. A party in which the aim is to ejaculate as much or as fast as possible, as may involve a soggy biscuit 2. Some sort of party which apparently involves computer programming and plastic bags. Taught in IADT Dun Laoghaire. 1. "What a jizz party! I jizzed so much I jizzed myself dry and passed out!" 2. "You can jizz up the application. Have a jizz party and bring plastic bags!"
We'll give them a soggy biscuit each, slap them on the back and send them on their way...wishing them all the best for Sunday.
See if you can spot Dill......... [video=youtube;xu_bYcnnXSY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_bYcnnXSY[/video]
Talking of disguises I went into a shop today to buy a Dracula costume. The girl tried to sell me a bloody Cardiff City shirt. I said, "I think you misheard me", I said "I wanted to look like a Count!"
