Match day thread / Rival watch

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Hoddle Is A God said:
I'm intrigued as to which jokes you believe I have plagiarized, Pixie. I've seen plenty of people copy me, including you.

There has been the odd instance, I know, but (to paraphrase someone else) I am more copied than copying.
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The list is endless HIAG, practically evert time I see a good craic or put down on here, you're there copying it a few days later, hoping no doubt that nobody has already seen it being used.

The other day you were trying to rip off Tobes 'hoisted on your own petard' joke, after he had hoisted you on your own petard. Your over use of 'flouncing' and 'windmilling' are more of your rip offs from others and even your over use of 'owned' is completely misplaced.

It's probably a mechanism you use to try and appear to be popular and garner approval of others. It's a little bit sad, but I guess it's in the same needy behaviour as your Lawyer, Rock god, Harvard claims
 
PISKIE said:
The list is endless HIAG, practically evert time I see a good craic or put down on here, you're there copying it a few days later, hoping no doubt that nobody has already seen it being used.

The other day you were trying to rip off Tobes 'hoisted on your own petard' joke, after he had hoisted you on your own petard. Your over use of 'flouncing' and 'windmilling' are more of your rip offs from others and even your over use of 'owned' is completely misplaced.

It's probably a mechanism you use to try and appear to be popular and garner approval of others. It's a little bit sad, but I guess it's in the same needy behaviour as your Lawyer, Rock god, Harvard claims
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I never saw the Tobes "joke" (although I doubt it was very funny). "Flounce" is something that I came up with, although it was something that was used when I was at University, many moons ago, and was hardly "new," back then! "Windmilling," yes, I admit that I nicked that off Stan, but it is a term that is used in military circles to describe the very bad fighting technique that squaddies use when they bond with their mates. The idea being that if you can windmill a few punches at someone you like, you'll have no hesitation in mowing down a village of children should your bull-necked sergeant point his gun at your head and order you to do it.

You're not really winning this one, are you, Pix! Not for the first time, mate. Keep this up, and I will have to invent another jibe along the line of my famous and highly hilarious "masturbating monkey" one.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I never saw the Tobes "joke" (although I doubt it was very funny). "Flounce" is something that I came up with, although it was something that was used when I was at University, many moons ago, and was hardly "new," back then! "Windmilling," yes, I admit that I nicked that off Stan, but it is a term that is used in military circles to describe the very bad fighting technique that squaddies use when they bond with their mates. The idea being that if you can windmill a few punches at someone you like, you'll have no hesitation in mowing down a village of children should your bull-necked sergeant point his gun at your head and order you to do it.

You're not really winning this one, are you, Pix! Not for the first time, mate. Keep this up, and I will have to invent another jibe along the line of my famous and highly hilarious "masturbating monkey" one.
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'I never saw it' that's even worse than our manager's excuses <laugh>
 
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Today's games:

Blackburn v West Ham

West Ham leading 1-2 at HT

Spuds v Palace

Anybody else like to see Adebayor score and run the length of the pitch to celebrate in front of the Spuds ? <laugh>

Chelsea v Man City

The big game of the day, albeit being played between to struggling giants.
 
Spuds just let off the hook again with another pen decision.

[HASHTAG]#bungtheref[/HASHTAG]
 
Some justice done at WHL for the Palace pen turned down.

Spuds 0-1 Palace
 
Dele Alli is a really good young player, but he's a petulant ****er too. That's twice this week he's deliberately tried to injure an opposition player. Somebody is going to leave a boot in on him sooner or later if he carries on with his stupidity.
 
PISKIE said:
Dele Alli is a really good young player, but he's a petulant ****er too. That's twice this week he's deliberately tried to injure an opposition player. Somebody is going to leave a boot in on him sooner or later if he carries on with his stupidity.
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I've not seen whichever incident you're referring to but I like that he's got a bit of an aggressive edge. Wilshere has it too but can't seem to tackle anyone without breaking into a million pieces.
 
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Watford_R said:
I've not seen whichever incident you're referring to but I like that he's got a bit of an aggressive edge. Wilshere has it too but can't seem to tackle anyone without breaking into a million pieces.
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Both incidents, off the pitch as the ball was going out. First one, he kicked a Fiorentina player in the stomach when he was on the floor. Second one today against Palace, tripped up and shoved Cabaye into the hoardings as he was trying to retrieve the ball for a corner.
 
PISKIE said:
Both incidents, off the pitch as the ball was going out. First one, he kicked a Fiorentina player in the stomach when he was on the floor. Second one today against Palace, tripped up and shoved Cabaye into the hoardings as he was trying to retrieve the ball for a corner.
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Doesn't sound too awful to be honest.
 
Lol at Adebayor looking for sympathy from the spuds <laugh>
 
Wickham selfish there, he could have squared it to Bolasie and it would have been game over for the Spuds. Poor decision.
 
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