Tips / Bets MASTERS 2026

[Easter Road 1980]

Get yersel an IPTV ya daft auld reprobate.

I don't have a ****ing clue what that is and even if I did I wouldn't be interested anyway

 

[monacoger]

I don't have a ****ing clue what that is and even if I did I wouldn't be interested anyway

Even I have it, you'll be fine buddy. It is an absolute life changer

 

[monacoger]

Bit of an anti climax in all honesty

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Usually an American with a silly name wins.

 

[monacoger]

First time since Americans have won all 4 Majors of the year since 1982. That surprises me, I thought they would have done it more

 

[Toley Fart]

I could become top 40 player within 3 years if I picked up golf. Piss easy.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I could become top 40 player within 3 years if I picked up golf. Piss easy.

I thought that 25 years ago when I was 4!

 

[EDGE.]

Sluts Open at St Andys next month?

Stupid cows

 

[Chief]

I could become top 40 player within 3 years if I picked up golf. Piss easy.

Been playing golf for 12 years and my handicap is 8.

So no, you couldn't. Unless you don't have to work.

Didn't bet on the Olympics BTW.

 

[Toley Fart]

Been playing golf for 12 years and my handicap is 8.

So no, you couldn't. Unless you don't have to work.

Didn't bet on the Olympics BTW.

12 years

I pish 12 years ya fat *****

 

[Saf]

I could become top 40 player within 3 years if I picked up golf. Piss easy.

It’s possible. Some guy didn’t start playing until he was mid 20’s and that was only because he got a job at the golf course and taught himself by reading magazines. Ended up playing some events on the PGA tour.

It can’t be that hard of a sport ffs.

 

[Toley Fart]

It’s possible. Some guy didn’t start playing until he was mid 20’s and that was only because he got a job at the golf course and taught himself by reading magazines. Ended up playing some events on the PGA tour.

It can’t be that hard of a sport ffs.

It’s not even a wee bit hard. You’ve got guys winning 20 million quid a year who are fat bastards aka John Rahm & Scotty ****ler

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

Being a caddy is the real job you want, Schefflers caddy has earned about 3m just in the last 6 months for carrying clubs about for 4 days, some life.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

What happened with Fitzpatrick? He’s the only player with no score.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Being a caddy is the real job you want, Schefflers caddy has earned about 3m just in the last 6 months for carrying clubs about for 4 days, some life.

All that money for keeping a pot of tea warm.

What's the world coming to?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

What happened with Fitzpatrick? He’s the only player with no score.

If you mean the Olympics, he withdrew after shooting 10+,not much Corinthian spirit there or maybe he wasn't well.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

If you mean the Olympics, he withdrew after shooting 10+,not much Corinthian spirit there or maybe he wasn't well.

All our hopes rest with Mick Fleetwood then.

 

[Chief]

All our hopes rest with Mick Fleetwood then.

At least McIlroy is failing to win under the flag of Ireland this time.

 

[Chief]

It’s not even a wee bit hard. You’ve got guys winning 20 million quid a year who are fat bastards aka John Rahm & Scotty ****ler

It's a piece of piss actually.

Look at Lowry, an actual fat **** winning stuff.

 

[Saf]

Horse for tonight. Trainer seems very confident.

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