Massive's Advent Calendar...

I tried the new Windows 8 today.

 

I know, before you say it, I am off to join JGF in the lighthearted (and bad joke) thread

 

Coulda said finished my Microsoft advent calander today its only got 8 windows

 

It was christmas eve, a couple doing last minute shopping when her husband disappeared. She phoned him on his mobile ,"Where are you?"

In a calm voice, he replied, "darling remember the jewellery shop we went in 5 years ago , and you fell in love with that diamond necklace,that we could not afford ,and i said one day i would get it for you?"
Her eyes filled with tears,"yes I remember" she said. "Well I'm in the pub next door to that."

 

Just opened my advent calendar and there's a picture of Manchester United.

Must be the 9th.

 

I've got to say I am very disappointed with my UK Border Agency Advent Calendar.

All the ****ing doors have been left open.