Massive Bid???

I saw this when it first came out on Twitter, and I can safely say that I don't believe a word. Adkins and, in particular, Cortese just do not seem the type to splash money out - and rightly so. And besides, we don't need too many more players.
 
If it's hot and steaming.....


if it's surrounded by flies....



if it's lying in a field.....


if there is a rather satisfied bull standing near it........


then......

it's


BULLSH1T