Masky’s Troubles Continue....

[MASKY O’MASKY]

......after doing some much needed DIY around his luxurious abode in the suburb of Llandaff, Masky sat down to study the upcoming fixture lists, when a fuggin’ book landed on his head and not for the first time in his life Masky was associated with a huge swelling,, guess Masky has only got his shelf to blame eh? Masky Of Llandaff

 

[MASKY O’MASKY]

C’mon give that a like you miserable b’stads, you know you want to! Masky Of Llandaff

 

[irishbluebird]

I am so sorry for my tardiness in liking your magnificent post Maskey.
I’ve been at the Parkrun doing a bit of jeffing.

 

[BluefromBridgend]

A weighty tome?

Was it the Joy of Sex?

 

[Barry Tiger]

I believe it was the Readers Digest of DIY information. I believe that was a weighty tome.

 

[BluefromBridgend]

I believe it was the Readers Digest of DIY information. I believe that was a weighty tome.

Never read the Joy of Sex then BT? You could learn a lot......

 

[MASKY O’MASKY]

Never read the Joy of Sex then BT? You could learn a lot......

BFB pal, is BT still a virgin, if so is it related to his weight issues? Clingy (can’t spell Masky) is the same...no offence intended, just saying....IB is a titty! Masky Of Llandaff

 

[MASKY O’MASKY]

IB, I’ll Take You Home Again Kathleen Pal (and give you a portion) eh? Masky Of Llandaff

 

[BluefromBridgend]

BFB pal, is BT still a virgin, if so is it related to his weight issues? Clingy (can’t spell Masky) is the same...no offence intended, just saying....IB is a titty! Masky Of Llandaff

Definitely not uninitiated. May lack some recent practice.

 

[MASKY O’MASKY]

Definitely not uninitiated. May lack some recent practice.

When Masky was a young tit, and still a virgin, Masky had his first sexual experience with the beauty that was Marianne faithfull and it didn’t last long....not ashamed to say that! It was dark and raining outside.....a Tuesday Masky recalls, Cardiff City were playing Stoke away.....I often think it would have been better if she had been there in my bedroom! Masky Of Llandaff

 

[BluefromBridgend]

When Masky was a young tit, and still a virgin, Masky had his first sexual experience with the beauty that was Marianne faithfull and it didn’t last long....not ashamed to say that! It was dark and raining outside.....a Tuesday Masky recalls, Cardiff City were playing Stoke away.....I often think it would have been better if she had been there in my bedroom! Masky Of Llandaff

I hope she appreciated your love from afar.

No such thing as booty calls, phone sex or Internet video links then. Semaphore sex would have been difficult but someone may have flagged it up.

I'm already wearing my coat.

 

[blueturk the cat]

I am so sorry for my tardiness in liking your magnificent post Maskey.
I’ve been at the Parkrun doing a bit of jeffing.

 

[Barry Tiger]

Never read the Joy of Sex then BT? You could learn a lot......

I looked at the pictures

 

[MASKY O’MASKY]

When Masky was a young tit, and still a virgin, Masky had his first sexual experience with the beauty that was Marianne faithfull and it didn’t last long....not ashamed to say that! It was dark and raining outside.....a Tuesday Masky recalls, Cardiff City were playing Stoke away.....I often think it would have been better if she had been there in my bedroom! Masky Of Llandaff

Masky didn’t realise at the time that whilst he was innocently ogling (call it what you willy) the then beauty and doing her justice, the Rolling Stones in there entirety were porking her from the front and rear, but nil by mouth apparently, and at the same time the Mars Bar (huge) idea was raisin’ heads.....Milky Bars were deemed too short and girth was considered not worthy! If you a see a Mars Bar now yo might wonder what the fuss was all about. A finger of Fudge was a few years away! Masky Of Llandaff