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Martin Skertl "Facts"

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Bozz, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    No.
     
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  2. Swarbs

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    To be honest I don't know why they bother measuring penises. Everyone knows Liverpool have the bigger dick. He's called Steven Gerrard.

    Boom boom!

    [Await predictable response from Liverpool fans about Rooney]
     
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  3. Muppetfinder General

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    If you really want to be pedantic on a joke thread then that's not a solar-powered torch, it's powered by batteries which are charged by solar power. Not the same thing.

    Swarbs is so stupid he can't tell the difference between a joke and a battery-operated device.

    Mancs are common.
     
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  4. Swarbs

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    Now who's being the pedant? And for super pedant points, the torch is still powered by solar power. The batteries are a way of storing the power, but all the power used comes from the sun. Fear my anality.
     
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    I bet to a neutral this would be one of the funniest threads ever <laugh> The thread just descended into a spiral of crap quite rapidly.
     
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  6. James_8

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Ahhh trusty humourless swarbs. I didnt click the link for the torch but i assume it charges in sun light then you use it later on in the dark? Who cares, the point is eatcustard is a weetard, not even a full tard.

    Lmao@ studied for a dope test, and paperview. Fkn quality.
     
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    It got a response, and subsequent tittle tattle between United fans and rat-eaters. So I consider it a success. ;)
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Doh, you found me out
     
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  10. KingPepeReina.

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    Eat custard is so stupid he stared at a carton of orange juice for an hour,because it said concentrate on the side.
    Eat Custard,is so stupid he locked his keys in his car and when told to get a coat hanger he went and got a wooden one.
    Eat Custard is so stupid,he sold his car to buy petrol.
     
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    It does seem that as soon as any United fans come on for a bit of a wum the Liverpool fans go absolutely nuts with the insults and pissing contests, BBF and KPR in particular. They don't seem to realise that it just encourages people to wum even more...
     
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  12. KingPepeReina.

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    Swarbs,you're just pissed off because I brought up Man Uniteds financial results.Operating profit.Bollocks.£108.9 million losses.
     
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  13. Swarbs

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    It's true, I am. I'm distraught that you managed to bring up our annual losses that we announced back in October and add on the losses from the PIK loans that have already been paid off. I don't know how I'll sleep at night...
     
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  14. KingPepeReina.

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    How are you going to buy players on money you spent on your loans.Oops I forgot out of the non existent £165 million that hasn't been spent since 2009.
    If its there,wheres the proof.Its definitely not Bebe.Who Whiskeynose got robbed on big time.
     
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  15. Bloody Wanker

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    If it is the case that United haven't the funds (it's pure speculation, not fact) then it's preferable to wasting £35 mill on gash. (which is fact).

    Oh, and btw.... Top of the league.
     
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  16. KingPepeReina.

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    You spent £35 million on gash.
    No we didn't.
    You spent £88 million on gash.
    Carrick,Anderson,Hargreaves,and Berbatov.
     
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  17. Constcrepe

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    You honestly believe Carroll is worth £35million? Only a moron will say he's value for money.
     
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  18. David Ngod

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    judge how much he was worth in 10 years, for now keep your mouth shut, was ferdinand worth £30 million when you signed him? was he ****. Did the invesment prove worth it? Yes.
     
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    Rio was an established CB in the EPL and an England regular. Also yes the price was high and Utd paid over the odds. Carroll is not an established CF in the EPL and also is nowhere near a England regular. Again only a moron would say £35 million well spent.
     
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  20. KingPepeReina.

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    Rio wasn't an International regular when he was with Leeds.He wasn't worth the £18 million Leeds paid for him either.Liverpool outdid them by getting a bargain and a superior player in Sami Hyypia for £2.6 million.When you shop around.....
    For a start at that time,His concentration levels were comparable to Phil Babbs.The amount of ball watching he used to do was ubelievable.
    Andy Carroll is the best at what he does at his age.I've heard him being called ''£35 million Peter Crouch'' ''The White Heskey''.He's a far better player than both.If he is anything he's ''The White Drogba''.Macolm McDonald has called him ''frightening''.If Andy Carroll is the ''White Heskey'' Berbatov is the ''White Bobby Zamora''.
     
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