Look, I hold out little hope of us getting Mourhino (not because I think we are too small a club for him, but because if he made himself available he'd have money thrown at him like it was confetti by clubs far less scrupulous than us, and we wouldn't get a look in. I'd even expect his former Russian employer to try to get him back on board with the lure of double the cash he was given the first time round.
That's not to say we can't dream a little.