Don't listen to the nay sayers long hair is a thing of feral beauty. I have a skinhead myself but that's because I go afro if it gets long.
Cissokho looked like a little niggle, at least he sodding walked off. Oh lord, Toure, had to happen to us didn't it, the crashing sound of inevitability falling down on your goal line.
'Martin Kelly, he's a hero, gonna keep our goals conceded down at zero.' Rep for the first person to guess which theme tune I've made a pathetic attempt to adapt into a Martin Kelly chant.
Something along the lines of "[insert name here], he's our man, if he can't do it no one can"? Now GIVE MY PRESENT