Martial fee to rise to £66.2m

Interesting thread, I didn't get the bit where everyone was talking Russian but it all looked very funny.

 

There's an extra payment of £17million due when Tony breaks the England goal scoring record.

You ****ing cockaroaches.

 

If he wins Ballon d'or fee goes up to £66m; in fact he only needs to be in top three for fee to go to €90m

If he comes in top 20 in ballon d'or his fee goes up to €80m

 

He's more likely to win some Baloons at this point.

 

The fee goes up by another 10million euros if he manages to play a game at Stamford Bridge without being racially abused. United insisted on that add on.

 

Pink Floyd?

 

As long as you're not there, he'll be fine.

 

Racially abusing your own players was patented by Chelsea a long time ago. You're old enough to remember Paul Canoville.

 

Were you there?

 

No but I assume your argument is going to be that because I wasn't there and didn't witness it at first hand that it didn't happen. It's embarrassing the way some of the old Chavs defend the indefensible.

 

Not at all. Thought you would have joined in if you were.

 

No mate. That's the problem with restricting yourself to your own pack. You start to think that everyone is like you and your pals!

 

I'll leave it there boy. You're obviously a bit touchy about what you are.

 

Last post?

Fight?

 

Says the man who loves being part of the pack and stereotyping!!

Spanish are lazy and 'manana'.
London is noisy and unfriendly.
Italians live off pasta.
Spanish only eat paella (even late at night) and are too busy eating to get things done
Chelsea fans are all racist

 

Spanish are lazy and tomorrow?

Nice one Katie. It took you longer than I expected to come windmilling in to defend your klan brother.

 

Libel!!
Don't tell me: you've rebooked your holiday in Spain and some of your best friends are late-night paella eaters!
I do like the use of windmilling though. Even if you borrowed it from HIAG

 

Not friends. Family. Well I suppose they are friends as well. We're a very cosmopolitan family. You wouldn't approve at all.

And as you know, windmilling belongs to me! Some of us are capable of originality. Others rely on endlessly cutting and pasting tedious stats to try and make Chelsea's history their club seem relevant.

 

I would think being the reigning champions of this country would make us pretty relevant in all honesty.

 

You forgot this one.

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All your posts suggest you've had decades of bitter angst burning away inside you. I get the feeling you've had a lot of abuse to deal with over the years being aSwansea supporter and the feeling of considerable inferiority against the big clubs throughout your life? Bcos that's what Im sensing here.

Decades? He's Welsh. Centuries!

I quite like the Welsh though. They have a funny accent and are comically stupid.

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Stan, Thursday at 9:09 PM