Mars Bar v. Snickers ( the confectionary formerly known as Marathon ).

Don't worry ER. A Pun is just a Bun with a bit missing

 

Whit you oan aboot, ya dafty?

 

Nuffink, ahm just being daft.

 

Years of practice right enough.

 

Another scorching day Venom. It really is fantastic.

 

Aye, I work for the Government.

 

Best spell of weather I've seen here in 11 years. Was supposed to be nice a couple of years back but I was on a 3 weeker and missed all of it.

 

I thought you were trying to start a pedalo

Row - boat - pedalo?

Nope. I thought I was getting the hang of this punnery there. Lost it.

 

Chocolates for apoligising to birds.

Nothing else.

 

Thinking of going to Duthie Park tomorrow and see how it's looking. It's meant to be brilliant. I'll have a shotty on the paddle boats which I used to love going on. Although my folks were telling me that it's £10 a pop. ****in thieves.

 

That and dying plants. They like dying plants for some reason. They like to put them in a vase and watch them desperately try to eke out the last of their life.

 

Could be a metaphor for marriage!

 

Quite fond of the coxless pairs I believe.

 

Yes indeed.

 

That's no surprise.

 

That's eggsactly the sort of pun that is making people angry.

 

after being NBM most of yesterday, one of the first things I had last night was a MARS.
Helps you work, rest and play.