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Off Topic Mark Steels in Town - Hull Edition

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  1. Evington

    Evington Well-Known Member

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    Good listen
     
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  2. The Omega Man

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    Pervert
     
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  3. dennisboothstash

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    He took the piss out of the Allams on the name change and they’re general lack of understanding of anything about football fans...sarcastically
    Can’t remember exactly what he said as I was laughing and saying ‘****ing right!’ at the same time

    Didn’t make the cut sadly
     
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  4. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Always been used in the House of Tash

    Never really considered how weird it is referring to small children as being ‘hard on’ !
     
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  5. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Exactly that.
     
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  6. Kempton

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    My Dad used say I was "A bugger up the backside". I didn't think anything of it at the time, but now, wtf? <yikes>
     
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  7. dennisboothstash

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    You can access counselling though if that helps..,
     
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  8. Des Head

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    Yeah, it's like "**** me off" used to mean "take to school". As in, "My mum ****ed me off this morning" or "For a change, Dad ****ed me off."
     
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  9. Ernie Shackleton

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    'Don't go in there, ya Da's hard on', was often muttered by me Mam when I got in from school, if he'd been on earlies.

    Didn't seem strange then, doesn't seem strange now.


    Unlike what me Grannie once said: 'Ere, our Ern, get in ten foot and help ya Grandad with his erections'.


    Which was disturbing then and remains disturbing now.
     
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  10. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    S’funny you should say that, I knew someone whose mum used to say “go outside and shoot a sackload of jiz over Sandra’s tits” and that meant “go and tell Sandra her tea is ready”.

    I never thought anything of it at the time but looking back...
     
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  11. AlRawdah

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    My mum used to say spooj instead of jizz.
     
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  12. Plum

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    A bit abrupt, no?
     
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  13. Des Head

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    I wrote some filthy replies to this but my wife caught me chuckling when I was typing and made me delete them.

    I'll just say, "Welcome back".
     
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  14. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Balls to Mrs Head, you have to post em now.

    Cheers :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  15. dennisboothstash

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    From Radio 4 to jizz and Grandad’s erections in less than 2 pages

    Well played everyone, you should be proud of yourself



    ...In fact I can imagine you all hard on tonight basking in a job well done
     
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  16. Des Head

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    No, she was right. Let's just assume that I went too far.
     
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  17. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    Probably "Happy ending".
     
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