I've been to around 15 cities or so in England and Hull has a solid midle table position in decent-ness! Even though I've mostly seen the centrum. Stoke is easily the worst I've been too. Of course it's also the place I live
I don't hit women and yes I do know what a clutch bag is. I'm the complete modern man, I've even been known to trim the pubes around me meat and two veg. You should take note Chazzmondo.
It wasnt a woman though!! he/she. You see what happens when you let things slide is i suffer for it. I'll tell you why. You go to panto and do nothing about an insult to our beloved team over 2 weeks ago. Unbeknown to me big brother Rheinhold goes to the panto last night with his new mrs and her grown up sons, wives and kids. In his best finery too!! Brutus bell bottom jeans and a Falmers denim waistcoat, no white T-shirt underneath its a mild night. Touch of Hai Karate on- as i say he's older than me, a little out of style but he carries it well. He hears the pathetic joke about us and has to sit and squirm and suffers for it mightily all night afterwards!! Why? He only married a lass from Leeds didnt he!! Oh i treid talking him out of it,but no he knew best. Anyways he tells me about it and i let slip you bottled it on the cobbles with said tran. Reflects badly on me this
Chaz and Carmine. They're like our very own Betty and Beryl. Cept funnier. I love you two guys. In a strictly manly way ofc.
Twenty years ago I'd have done for him but not now son. That just ain't me now, just think of me as a Hull version of Carlito Brigante. A reformed character just trying to make his way in this world. I just don't have it in me anymore. Granted there was the time I slipped back to my old ways when I offered Dovers to a dance on the cobbles but generally speaking those days have left me. One day the demons may return but I'll save it for someone more deserving. An old bloke dressed in a frock ? Come on Chazz you know me better than than that. What did your kid think about the dancers?
Ye said the dancers were steady away, you know what brothers are like. I'm off next week, putting petrol on me hands in readiness. You cant take those trans lightly though mate, they scrap like ****. A mate of mine goosed Kandy Le barrie once in Grapes, she/he decked him one punch. Had a bad night to night lost the quiz, serious discrepancy with the answer. What animal is Penfold in Danger mouse?? We said a mole. Answer a hamster. Not happy. Lost it on that.
Hulls OK these days, when I was a kid it was a bit run down but the towncentre is fine apart from a few areas near the old Town
Mole every day of the shagging week son. I might have come out of retirement for the quizmaster if he'd tried pulling that hamster malarkey with me. You've been mugged off Chazz. What boozer was it? National or Avenue? I'll have someone have a word, just give us the nod and the balaclavas will make their last appearance of the year. Sheeeeet.
