I think it's a great way to learn useful life skills Jonno. For instance, should your lads ever find themselves in prison, a spell in the marines would have equiped them with the ability to hide all sorts of contraband up their thoroughly stretched rectums.
Watching porn. Reading porn and ****ing to it. Unless we had a Knocking shop nearby. Angela's bar in Nicosia was a good one. £2 Cypriot for a tug and 10 for the evening with all the Olives you could eat.
Why are olives important when yer pumpin? It's never crossed my mind mid-shag that what I really need is an olive. Unless there's another burd nearby called Olive.
The Scottish regiments were always the biggest bastards over her. Bigots rolled in with being thick soldiers.
It's just that every Cypriot house, bar, rub and tug shop I ever went in, there were always olives everywhere. Orange trees line the streets in Old Nicosia, I found out why no one picked them, they are as bitter as Aldo after a 5-0 win for England.
I was in Seal team 6 Jono great laugh. A. Get the stealth choppers into Pakistan B. Trev ****ing about trying to **** up Seal team 5 by swerving near them. C. He crashes meaning we have another 6 in our copter. D. Scan rocks up to the door shoots all the women and children then I stroll up and slot a Bin Laden lookalike in the face and we waste all the dudes with beards . E. We fly back to the aircraft carrier with Seal team's copter blown up lol. Scan said that we would get in less **** if we put a large door charge on the fuel tank. Can't believe they fell for it. 23 Millions worth of invisible copter ruined. Lol
