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marcos hits oblivion

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  1. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    WP_20180616_19_39_31_Pro.jpg WP_20180616_19_39_31_Pro.jpg jammy and glory saw him off.
     
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    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    Were you talking to him:biggrin:

    <party>
     
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    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    I remember one of my trainees fell asleep on nightshift many, many years ago. His mother wondered why he arrived home, unbeknownst to him, with a yellow ear & an orange ear, with a ridiculously flamboyant black curly ringmaster's moustache plastered across his face. The simple answer was that those were the only colours of felt pen & highlighter that we had.

    He never did it again. :)
     
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    Maybe Glory used rohypnol <yikes>
     
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    :emoticon-0127-lipss:emoticon-0127-lipss:emoticon-0127-lipss
    He can be grateful Brissy wasn't there then! <yikes>
     
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    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    If you hadn’t posted the **** music with it that was post of the year so far.
     
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    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Yep..
    A great day in spite of only finding the one winner.
    Jammy on the other hand was quids in..
     
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    Now, at the risk of being told I’ve been reeled in, would you care to tell the masses about the halves and skipped rounds before your testosterone gets the better of you??
     
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    Now now m8,I'm sure he matched you coke for every pint you had.<laugh>
     
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    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    These would be the same halves you said and I can prove that you said you wish you had stuck to?
    On a pro rats basis my one kidney out performed your two..
    I am paying for it today though. In fact it will be a few days before I am tickety boo.

    It matters not cos it was a great day out. And those two wallet eaters you entertained....... matts shagged worse,
     
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    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Says mr I can’t I am driving...
     
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    Didn't drive last game of the season,and still in the pub long after you went home.<whistle>
     
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    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Only your word for that...
     
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    no the others,Marcos and Shako are my proof.
     
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    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Unreliable witnesses. Shaks was bladdered before kick off and doesn’t even remember if he was there.
    as shown already Marcos goes into a coma after two pints.
    Stop making it up.
     
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    Better try specsavers m8,you're hallucinating with them you've got,or someones spiked your coke.<doh>
     
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    ****ing poofs
     
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    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    This is not the fantasy site mate.
    Try Grindr.
     
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