March 14th

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Is officially the male Valentine's Day.


Steak & Blowjob Day (as it's known) has been going for a few years now but I keep forgetting to notify the missus.


As such, there'll be no steak for me (medium rare if there was) but I'm gonna have to be absolutely insistent on the BJ bit

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[Magic Laudrup 11]

My bird is on nightshift this week

 

[- SW6 -]

My bird is on nightshift this week

A quick peel and polish when she wakes up for her shift then

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

My bird is on nightshift this week

Would she let you away with it if you were on nightshift on Valentine's Day?

Would she ****.

Get her telt - when she gets home tomorrow morning, you expect to be woken up by some slevvery gums gorging on your member and a medium rare Kobe badboy to be on a plate for breakfast.

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

Oh aye, I remember this from last year. It was actually the wee burd I was seeing at the time who told me about it, she was utter filth so was only too happy to go along with it. She told me instead of steak I could do her up the dunger, classy burd

 

[Deleted 1]

Oh aye, I remember this from last year. It was actually the wee burd I was seeing at the time who told me about it, she was utter filth so was only too happy to go along with it. She told me instead of steak I could do her up the dunger, classy burd

Have you got her phone number?

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Oh aye, I remember this from last year. It was actually the wee burd I was seeing at the time who told me about it, she was utter filth so was only too happy to go along with it. She told me instead of steak I could do her up the dunger, classy burd

Sounds like marriage material

 

[Otto Flayshow]

This has to be an American thing. Only they would think something as bland as steak is the meal to complement a BJ.

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

Have you got her phone number?

Naw, I had to let her go cos she ended up being a bit mental. Shame cos she had so much potential, she knew how to handle a boaby thats for sure but she went the way of so many burds and just turned a bit crazy

 

[Barrie Lochrie]

My missus is working in here today, I've just sent her the email. I'll let you know how I get on.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

My missus is working in here today, I've just sent her the email. I'll let you know how I get on.

I've also tried the email route.

It seems I'm getting pasta and peace to play the xbox instead

Joke's on her, though, I'll just soak my mit in my own saliva and give myself a gammy

 

[Magic Laudrup 11]

Would she let you away with it if you were on nightshift on Valentine's Day?

Would she ****.

Get her telt - when she gets home tomorrow morning, you expect to be woken up by some slevvery gums gorging on your member and a medium rare Kobe badboy to be on a plate for breakfast.

Her shift is 7pm til 7.30am. I leave for work in the morning about half 6 and get in about half 6 at night. I won't see her til Friday Got home last night to a home made shepherds pie. Who knows what it will be tonight.....

 

[- SW6 -]

I've also tried the email route.

It seems I'm getting pasta and peace to play the xbox instead

Joke's on her, though, I'll just soak my mit in my own saliva and give myself a gammy

Create an avatar for her, get a nosh and watch it on the box via Kinect

<digitaldonkeypunch>

 

[Barrie Lochrie]

It was a double negative.

She said 'no don't think so'

I said 'which one'

She said 'both'



Looks like I'll be visiting the masterbation station tonight.

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

You auld ****s are ****ing useless man

 

[Barrie Lochrie]

You auld ****s are ****ing useless man

Auld? How auld are you ya wee fud?

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

Auld? How auld are you ya wee fud?

Clearly not old enough yet that I need to ask for a blowjob through an email

 

[Gambol]

I got a naw on the steak and an aye on the BJ.

But then again the sexy time is what I go to hers on a Wednesday for anyways. So, more a coincidence than an actual result.

 

[Fabulous Fabio]

I got a naw on the steak and an aye on the BJ.

But then again the sexy time is what I go to hers on a Wednesday for anyways. So, more a coincidence than an actual result.

Better than a kick in the baws

How's her skills?

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Better than a kick in the baws

How's her skills?

Do said skillz pay the bills?

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