Off Topic Marathon Running
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Change whatever you're smoking!
No need to thank me....
Smoke more? A wise man once said smoking weed can help you fly.
Good advice thanks.
How many you run?
A round figure. **** all. Nor do I ever have any intention of doing so. Marathon running is for obsessed nutters only.
Thanks for the encouragement, mate.
Advice? Don't be a cock, go to the ****ing pub instead!
I ran a marathon yesterday and am running another one as I type this. To date I've run 1,471 marathons. My favourite was the one I ran whilst piloting Concorde to Las Vegas, Illinois.
I'm actually sat in a pub garden right now. Perhaps the double rum chaser has distorted my thinking.
Maybe this isn't my finest hour.
Give yourself plenty of time to train
Do lots of Interval training
Learn to love Sunday long runs
Stretch AFTER a run and not before
Take 'on board' hydration with for distances above 10k
Prior to the Marathon, sign up for 5k, 10k and half marathon races to help find your 'race pace'
And finally......
Just enjoy every ****ing minute of funning mate cos when you start it is like a drug, specifically the high you get after a run equates to the first few drags of a joint... so someone once told me.
Get some trainers.
Actually some sports science guru's say running barefoot is the best way to run.
Zola Budd style...
Nike disagree.
