Manflu

Funnily enough there were copious amounts of the former and I do have a bad case of the latter.

 

40378? Oh, you weren't talking about your posting history. My bad.

 

3rd time this week you've mentioned it, you don't care though do you?

 

I have come down with some flu type thing took 3 Chinky medicine pills and cured in 12 hours.

 

Aye nae bother China Syndrome.

 

It was probably made from ground up Panda cock ,I hope.

 

Correct. It's only spastic ***** ****s who don't believe in holistic & ancient medicines.

I use the menstrual blood of tapirs to relieve the pain of trapped wind. Far better and more natural than over the counter medicines.

 

I was told by a Filipino woman that period blood is very good for bad skin, she said that smearing it on your face prevents acne .
Dirty bitch too.

 

I suspect the tapirs will disagree.

 

*sh.it

 

**** 'em

 

That's another option, I suppose.

 

"Option" suggests that you'd be collecting tapir menstrual blood and NOT take the opportunity to **** 'em. Highly unlikely...

 

Persuading a tapir to use a tampon might be a bit tricky. Easier to **** em and swab yer knob.

 

Did youse know that the internal anatomy of the tapir is analogous to the domestic horse and other perissodactyla.

The guttural pouches of the tapir are similar to those of the horse. They are located in the pharyngeal region, lateral to the hyoid bones. The testes are in the inguinal canals, which are located in the subcutaneous tissues on either side of the penis.

Tapirs lack a gallbladder. The tapir is a hindgut fermenter with a relatively small stomach and large cecum and colon. The squamous portion of the stomach is small and is located in the cardia (near the gastroesophageal junction). The kidneys, like those of the horse, are not lobulated. The normal parietal and visceral pleura can be thick and prominent, but only the Malayan tapirs should have adhesions between the lung and chest wall (as in the elephant)

 

I didny know that. The non-lobulated kidneys was real surprise. Also, who knew elephants have adhesions between the lung and chest wall?

 

and many tapirs can be habituated to being touched and scratched. Some individuals will even lay down allowing physical examination and venipuncture. Temperaments of individuals vary greatly, however. One should exercise caution when working with any tapir that is being "scratched down" as they are capable of inflicting serious injury with their teeth.

 

I always lie down when i'm getting venipuncture

 

This dirty tapir chat.