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Match Day Thread Manchester United vs Liverpool

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Magic Ted, Sep 8, 2015.

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What will the outcome of the fixture be?

  1. Manchester United win

    53.1%
  2. Draw

    21.9%
  3. Liverpool win

    15.6%
  4. MITO is a c*nt!

    9.4%
  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Good job there's more to football than just the Premier League then, eh?
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He also almost managed to get Barcelona relegated. Barcelona ffs! One of four teams in a league full of fillers.
     
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  3. UnitedinRed

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    Where to begin.

    I agree you were rubbish. Never seen you guys so poor. Almost seems cruel to laugh but I will perceiver.

    In the first half both sides were poor but one side decided that under no circumstances, would it make any attempt to play football. You couldn't even string a pass together half the time. We were comfortable if somewhat reserved. You do remember we had Fellaini upfront. With Depay playing poorly it wasn't all that surprising we didn't create anything. That doesn't change the fact we controlled the game.

    As for our goals, technically all goals are avoidable. The fact is the first was a very well worked free kick. The second a stone wall penalty and the third a bit of magic.
     
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  4. Tobes

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    When are you posting the punchline?
     
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  5. UnitedinRed

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    That's like saying Mourinho has almost relegated Chelsea....
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Has Mourinho had Chelsea just 3 points above the bottom 3 past the half way point in the season and been sacked because Of it? I don't remember that.
     
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  7. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Why?, are you going to take some credit for his achievements in other countries?
     
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  8. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    And this makes you good? #moredeludedthanbrendan

    <laugh>
     
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  9. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Another massive jump...
     
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  10. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    What, like 'Liverpool were utter tripe, therefor we were brilliant'?
     
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  11. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    So, Buck's record in the prem is better than Mr Potatohead's.
     
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  12. UnitedinRed

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    By all means, show where this was said. <ok>
     
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  13. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    So you're admitting that Utd, although comfortably winning the game, were poor?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. UnitedinRed

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    Not bad at all in the second half. Very enjoyable.
     
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  15. UnitedinRed

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    Ever heard of the middle ground? It doesn't have to be poor or brilliant. We played well in the second half. <ok>
     
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  16. Touches in opponents area...

    First half: Man Utd 12-2 Liverpool

    Second half: Man Utd 6-17 Liverpool

    Overall: Man Utd 18-19 Liverpool


    Just shows how **** stats can be <laugh>
     
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  17. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    So we didn't play poorly in the second half <laugh>
     
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  18. UnitedinRed

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    Eh? I think you drowned your sorrows a little to much over the weekend.

    You were ****e, first half, second half, last week, next week, last season, this season, next season, always.

    We were poor in the first. Not in the second.

    Its really that simply. Why on earth you are struggling with this is a mystery.

    Did you actually watch the game? It might give you an insight into what happened.
     
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  19. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

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    Does picking the ball up and giving it to De Gea count as a touch? <laugh>
     
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  20. Probably in UIR world. Only difference being we didn't pass the ball back, De Gea's mind control made us give it back <ok>
     
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