Manchester United v Newcastle United - Official Build Up /Matchday Thread

What a pity I've got no rep to give you!

 

That wum attempt is so bad.. It's great!
Well done!
1/10 for the spelling though as I've never heard of a Jordie.
Now jog along son it's a school night.
There's a good little Manc.

 

Nope, me neither, anyway with spelling as bad as that our little alien friend needs to stay behind after school and write out 100 times.
I must learn to spell or use my spellcheck facility in future. Jordies?

 

Everybody know's it Jawdies anyway.

 

Hoping Obertan shows up with a chip on his shoulder. Also, hope he shows that he has something to prove..

 

We will win today. I feel it.

 

I can do better than that !!!

 

I meant spelling

 

Team news according to Yahoo!

Manchester United v Newcastle United

Darren Fletcher is expected to make his first start in 10 months against Newcastle. Fletcher is on the comeback trail as he tries to combat a chronic bowel problem. Striker Wayne Rooney , who has not played for a month after suffering a severely gashed thigh against Fulham, could also return against the Magpies. However, centre-back Nemanja Vidic is expected to be out for two months after undergoing knee surgery. New-boy Angelo Henriquez - who is not available for Champions League games as United did not receive international clearance in time for him to be registered - is available, whilst Nick Powell and Alex Buttner are also amongst those set to make Sir Alex Ferguson's starting line-up.

Newcastle's Fabricio Coloccini and Cheick Tiote could both return for the trip to Old Trafford. Argentina defender Coloccini has recovered from a hamstring injury after being allowed to stay with his national side's medical team, and Ivory Coast midfielder Tiote has finally shaken off a calf problem. Manager Alan Pardew is again likely to rest several of his big names and has hinted Rob Elliot could get another chance in goal, while first-choice goalkeeper Tim Krul (elbow) is hoping to be given the go-ahead to resume training when he sees his specialist on Wednesday and full-back Danny Simpson (hamstring) could re-join his team-mates later this week.

 

I'm mainly looking forward to the game to see Colo, Tiote and hopefully Cisse get game time to get back up to speed.

I wanna see some kids in also.

-----Cisse-----Shola-------

Marv------------------Obertan

------Bigi------Tiote--------

Ferguson-Colo--Good---Tav

-----------Elliot--------------

 

He'll probably spend the match trying to eat his shoulder.

 

given the opposition tonight, I think this is relevant

[video=youtube;dK4wFKYtipo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK4wFKYtipo[/video]

 

I hope he doesn't show up at all, actually I hope he is abducted by aliens and used for scientific experimentation. Then we can play someone who is not such a bloody big wuss.
Fed up with waiting for him to "show" what he can do. SAF must have seen Pardew coming, cos he sold him a right lemon !
There, now l have insulted the big lump good and proper, he must surely play a blinder, and prove me wrong, PLEASE!

 

I think Obertan is going to be one of these players that has us pulling our hair out.

 

Hasn't he always ?!!
The only good game I remember him having is the one against Stoke away, which is probably an anomaly.

Let's face it, I'm pretty sure he's definitely starting LOL
Hopefully he can improve our opinions on him

Also, after watching that video, the good old days.....Shearer Ferdinand, Ginola Beardsley Lee Albert... what a pity not to have won anything

 

that's if you have any to start with

 

Be very happy with that.

 

I'd be worried by both flanks, both look a bit light weight. Also by the lack of assists from Marv and Ober, Marv hasn't looked great this season.

That said, TIOTE. He will destroy them.

 

Looks as though he started on his own first. Perhaps he frustrates himself as much as he frustrates everyone else.
Anyone seen anything resembling a flying saucer over Old Trafford by any chance ? Lol

 

A miss hit cross by Obertan?