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Manchester United v Liverpool

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Stan, Feb 19, 2019.

  1. Stan

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    This is a PL fixture. Manchester United have won the PL 13 times. Liverpool have never won it.

    Venue: Old Trafford

    Time: 2.05pm

    Viewing: It must be on Sky Sports

    Team news: Lukaku is unavailable as he says it clashes with lunch

    Random fact: It takes Jamie Carragher 17 seconds to say the word "season".

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  2. Chief

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    Winning thread.

    I will be in the Alps, drinking Leffe and eating tartiflette.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

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    Don’t forget to comment on this thread everybody or you’re not a real football fan.
     
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  4. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Yes and it confirms that we have no fans if no one comments
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Let’s all comment then, we have to prove we have more than 9 fans.
     
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  6. Stan

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    Throw in
     
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    ****ers.
     
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  8. Chief

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    Foul FFS!!
     
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  9. Chief

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    Corner
     
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  10. Chief

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    Corner.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

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    Salah dispossessed by McTominay.
     
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  12. Chief

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    And falls over like a sack of ****.
     
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  13. Chief

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    Keita passes into touch.
     
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    Ref gives the foul.
     
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  15. Chief

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    Penalty to Liverpool.
     
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  16. Stan

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    Penalty missed.
     
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  17. Stan

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    Penalty retaken.
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    VAR says no dive.
     
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    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    I have it on good authority that Salah proposes to increase his dive/match ratio for this fixture and will be taking to the field in Speedos.
     
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  20. Tobes

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    Milner on for the inevitable late peno.
     
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