Choose from the following scenario's: Scenario A We go to Man City and put on a performance for the decades as we win 5-0, utterly destroy them for 90 minutes and receive national praise from the media. We also lose 1-0 to Newcastle is a closely contested match, Mags get the bragging rights and enjoy rubbing it in on the radio, LALAS, Cheesy Chips etc Scenario B We lose 2-1 to Man City in a closely contested game, we defend bravely and miss out to a bit of magic that allows Haaland to nab a late winner, Sunderland receive generous national praise for a spirited performance. We beat Newcastle 1-0 in a close game, we get the bragging rights this time, mind the gap, Mags lose it and demand that Eddy gets beheaded.