Manager ???? !!!!

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KING-KERRY-DIXON

KING-KERRY-DIXON

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Gone very quiet on the "who's gonna be the Chelsea manager" isnt it about time Roman made a decision.
Surely Robbie deserves to learn his fate sooner rather than later so he can go and get another available job if we decide to get rid ?
 
I met a man in my pub who works with this jobbing gardener. Apparently this guy was working in a garden of a bloke who makes wildlife documentaries and he could hear him speaking on the phone through an open window when he was trimming the herbaceous boarder and heard this conversation. The geezer on the other end of the phone had just come back from Africa and was setting up some camera lights in on a tree in the Serengeti when these two Impala ran by chased by a lioness. A piece of paper was stuck to her paw and it flew off as she ran. He jumped down and on the paper was a news report from TheCitizen, quoting an interview with a local fake fur manufacturer who supplies cheap labour fake fur to Europe. It said the he'd recently had a big order for London as a regular client known to him only as "Stamford" was expecting a big promotion and needed some high end fake fur for special occasions and this has boosted the local economy in Dodema.

Well it is now obvious to me who the next Chelsea manager is going to be.
 
DferPolarBear said:
I met a man in my pub who works with this jobbing gardener. Apparently this guy was working in a garden of a bloke who makes wildlife documentaries and he could hear him speaking on the phone through an open window when he was trimming the herbaceous boarder and heard this conversation. The geezer on the other end of the phone had just come back from Africa and was setting up some camera lights in on a tree in the Serengeti when these two Impala ran by chased by a lioness. A piece of paper was stuck to her paw and it flew off as she ran. He jumped down and on the paper was a news report from TheCitizen, quoting an interview with a local fake fur manufacturer who supplies cheap labour fake fur to Europe. It said the he'd recently had a big order for London as a regular client known to him only as "Stamford" was expecting a big promotion and needed some high end fake fur for special occasions and this has boosted the local economy in Dodema.

Well it is now obvious to me who the next Chelsea manager is going to be.
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<laugh> Stamford has his merits--but so too does Peppa Pig! Only problem is Peppa's a girl and my guess is she'll be discriminated against! Oh, well it looks like a toss up between Robbie and Pepe!
 
I've just read an article in the Times by their Chief football correspondent Oliver Kay on the subject of Harry Redknapps future at Spurs, now that his contract has less than 1 year to run and the Spurs board scratching their heads over giving him a new contract or going for a younger manager!
In it, there is a passage that says, a number of close advisors to RA and the board have given him serious consideration for the Chelsea job! <yikes>
 
bluemoon2 said:
I've just read an article in the Times by their Chief football correspondent Oliver Kay on the subject of Harry Redknapps future at Spurs, now that his contract has less than 1 year to run and the Spurs board scratching their heads over giving him a new contract or going for a younger manager!
In it, there is a passage that says, a number of close advisors to RA and the board have given him serious consideration for the Chelsea job! <yikes>
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Horrible news. Don't want that two-faced slimy twat anywhere near Chelsea!
 
Thought Roman Abramovich was your manager and John Terry his assistant. Isnt that the managerial team thats been there for 8 years?
 
Romans advisor said:
How can I put this politely...(cough)...........**** OFF!!!
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I was merely pointing out how the world sees it. Romans manager or DOF and Terry is assistant or manager.

The puppets Romans hired have been nothing more than puppers. Managers sign players and pick the team..........thats not how it happens at Chelsea is it. Roman signs the players, demands they be played and John terry does the tactical stuff and the motivation.
 
UIR - Kagawa Powa said:
I was merely pointing out how the world sees it. Romans manager or DOF and Terry is assistant or manager.

The puppets Romans hired have been nothing more than puppers. Managers sign players and pick the team..........thats not how it happens at Chelsea is it. Roman signs the players, demands they be played and John terry does the tactical stuff and the motivation.
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This isn't the Utd board. <whistle>
 
UIR - Kagawa Powa said:
I was merely pointing out how the world sees it. Romans manager or DOF and Terry is assistant or manager.

The puppets Romans hired have been nothing more than puppers. Managers sign players and pick the team..........thats not how it happens at Chelsea is it. Roman signs the players, demands they be played and John terry does the tactical stuff and the motivation.
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REALLY????????? - Moron!
 
CFCTEL said:
REALLY????????? - Moron!
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Yeh even the successful ones had to bow down to him or be moved on....like who was that insanely good manager that only chelsea would be insane enough to sack or let leave?

Can you remind me of why he went........something about some russian gimp medling in the stuff the manager should be doing was it....

Like I said, puppets, back then managers didnt know this but now they do, many managers see you as a easy way to make a few million in a short time, thats what happens when you average stay for a manager at Chelsea is 6 months.

Im sure you can see it though but just like to close your eyes and pretend its doesnt but it does. Imagine what you could of won if you had not sacked 400 managers a day?
 
Chelsea are fake european champions, all their team as been payed for by a russian mobster, Utd are the team to beat this season with Kagawa, Fletcher and Welbeck smashing Chelsea and City to pieces !!!!!!!!!!
 
UIR - Kagawa Powa said:
Yeh even the successful ones had to bow down to him or be moved on....like who was that insanely good manager that only chelsea would be insane enough to sack or let leave?

Can you remind me of why he went........something about some russian gimp medling in the stuff the manager should be doing was it....

Like I said, puppets, back then managers didnt know this but now they do, many managers see you as a easy way to make a few million in a short time, thats what happens when you average stay for a manager at Chelsea is 6 months.

Im sure you can see it though but just like to close your eyes and pretend its doesnt but it does. Imagine what you could of won if you had not sacked 400 managers a day?
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no, you said PUPPERS you ****ing idiot! And didn't Chelsea win a league title, THREE FA cups (including one "double") and a EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE after Mourinho left? - TWAT!
 
Jonathan Nice The Stylist said:
Chelsea are fake european champions, all their team as been payed for by a russian mobster, Utd are the team to beat this season with Kagawa, Fletcher and Welbeck smashing Chelsea and City to pieces !!!!!!!!!!
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I&#8217;m presuming that you&#8217;re the same Jonathan **** wit that used to infest 606? By all means continue to post on this board ........We need a new pet !
 
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