Manager Story Workshop Thread

Someone has to keep an eye on that troublemaker Obi Wan

 

Burn him, burn him good.

 

Amazing use of the word apoplexy Minxy. Haven't seen it used on an internet forum ever!

 

Born Leon Siccola, the manager known as " The Pope " began life as a " Cardinal Sinner " ( a *****phile tribute act )before switching to a career in football management. Following spells with a lewd behaviouralist and a Jimmy Savile impersonator, they were installed as manager with their most recent team Young Boys.

Aside from their many strengths, one of which is to sing the hymn " Faith of our Fathers " with a straight face whilst hiding an alter boy under his cassack, they also have an innate superpower which gives them the ability to stand 17 budgies on an erection(admittedly the last one's standing on 1 leg ). However, their most obvious weakness is Ferrer Rocher chocolates, and this often leads to them coming in a small, posh box.

To date, the greatest achievement The Pope has achieved is to drink 15 pints of Creme de Menthe out of a half pint chalice , which brought great satisfaction to many faces who'd had a £5 bet with the landlord at the Vatican Arms that he'd do it. At present, Pope Siccola is preparing " Look what I've got for you little boy ". a chapter just awaiting an enthusiastic write-up in their " Things go better with Popesi " story.

 

As subtle as ever Jim

 

These are all far too normal for my liking.