Once ate 2 large kebabs left over on the kitchen counter after a night out because someone said I should after I said it was a waste. I was still a bit wired and I puked the lot back up on the quiet.
It was the next day.2 kebabs. I would have had to save one for next day..
Fat bastard.

You'll liked this one. Not eating but food related.
I was smashed and a bit high and looking for food, found a full cucumber in its plastic packaging, thought it would be funny to smash my mate over the head with it as is a soft veg type thing. Not so soft really in that packaging and he still has the scar, there was blood and a fight.



You'll liked this one. Not eating but food related.
I was smashed and a bit high and looking for food, found a full cucumber in its plastic packaging, thought it would be funny to smash my mate over the head with it as is a soft veg type thing. Not so soft really in that packaging and he still has the scar, there was blood and a fight.
theres no give while its in the plakka wrap. May as well hit him with a cosh.Knocked him down like, I thought it would be a laugh, ****er got up and clumped me. I had to fight back a bit but but was all sorry and ****.theres no give while its in the plakka wrap. May as well hit him with a cosh.
Knocked him down like, I thought it would be a laugh, ****er got up and clumped me. I had to fight back a bit but but was all sorry and ****.
Well yeah that's what I thought, just a cucumber. Cut the ****ers head open though.Bit embarassing. Done by a cucumber.
Thars done BY a cucumber hiag.

Well yeah that's what I thought, just a cucumber. Cut the ****ers head open though.![]()

Not606 stylee
I smashed a bag of bacon razzle crisps (large bag).
I even did 5 Ikea hot dogs. Cos im ****ing hardcore
Beat that lightweights


****ing hell Comm is that supposed to be an achievement haha, when I used to blaze that would just be a warm up to my main munch
Right at this moment though I probably couldn't even manage a slice of toast... Raw cocaine much more appealing tbh![]()
Is ye dissing me massiv food binge.
Ikea hotdogs man. 5....****ing hardcore.
Larddy

Mate, I could manage 5 hotdogs on a whizz comedown if I really wanted to, not saying I'd enjoy it but if I forced it I could do it
Sorry Comm but not impressed pal lol.

I agree on McDonald's, need about 4 burgers to fill you up Burger King for me if I want junk.Anybody who gets full eating a McDonalds is a total and utter puff. Complete fanny.
What's so special about ikea hotdogs? I've genuinely never had one so don't know, because to me, 5 hotdogs sounds like a snack between breakfast and dinner.
I agree on McDonald's, need about 4 burgers to fill you up Burger King for me if I want junk.
I'm glad it's just not me then. Don't do McDonalds now but many years ago I could eat 5 quarter pounders with cheese and still not be full. Strange, because a couple of slices of toast usually fills me up?