Off Topic Man v Food.

Commachio

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I smashed a bag of bacon razzle crisps (large bag).

I even did 5 Ikea hot dogs. Cos im ****ing hardcore<laugh>


Beat that lightweights
 
Once ate 2 large kebabs left over on the kitchen counter after a night out because someone said I should after I said it was a waste. I was still a bit wired and I puked the lot back up on the quiet.
 
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Once bet a mate he couldn't eat one of those stupid Indian chilli's and that if he could eat one I would as well with no intention of doing so.
He acted like a pussy, I had a beer and said there is no way I'm eating one, didn't want to.
 
Once ate 2 large kebabs left over on the kitchen counter after a night out because someone said I should after I said it was a waste. I was still a bit wired and I puked the lot back up on the quiet.

2 kebabs. I would have had to save one for next day..

Fat bastard.
 
You'll liked this one. Not eating but food related.

I was smashed and a bit high and looking for food, found a full cucumber in its plastic packaging, thought it would be funny to smash my mate over the head with it as is a soft veg type thing. Not so soft really in that packaging and he still has the scar, there was blood and a fight.
 
You'll liked this one. Not eating but food related.

I was smashed and a bit high and looking for food, found a full cucumber in its plastic packaging, thought it would be funny to smash my mate over the head with it as is a soft veg type thing. Not so soft really in that packaging and he still has the scar, there was blood and a fight.

<laugh><laugh><laugh>
 
You'll liked this one. Not eating but food related.

I was smashed and a bit high and looking for food, found a full cucumber in its plastic packaging, thought it would be funny to smash my mate over the head with it as is a soft veg type thing. Not so soft really in that packaging and he still has the scar, there was blood and a fight.

<laugh> theres no give while its in the plakka wrap. May as well hit him with a cosh.
 
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Not606 stylee

I smashed a bag of bacon razzle crisps (large bag).

I even did 5 Ikea hot dogs. Cos im ****ing hardcore<laugh>


Beat that lightweights

****ing hell Comm is that supposed to be an achievement haha, when I used to blaze that would just be a warm up to my main munch <laugh>

Right at this moment though I probably couldn't even manage a slice of toast... Raw cocaine much more appealing tbh <rofl>
 
****ing hell Comm is that supposed to be an achievement haha, when I used to blaze that would just be a warm up to my main munch <laugh>

Right at this moment though I probably couldn't even manage a slice of toast... Raw cocaine much more appealing tbh <rofl>

Is ye dissing me massiv food binge.

Ikea hotdogs man. 5....****ing hardcore.

Larddy
 
Is ye dissing me massiv food binge.

Ikea hotdogs man. 5....****ing hardcore.

Larddy

Mate, I could manage 5 hotdogs on a whizz comedown if I really wanted to, not saying I'd enjoy it but if I forced it I could do it <laugh>

Sorry Comm but not impressed pal lol.
 
Anybody who gets full eating a McDonalds is a total and utter puff. Complete fanny.

What's so special about ikea hotdogs? I've genuinely never had one so don't know, because to me, 5 hotdogs sounds like a snack between breakfast and dinner.
 
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Anybody who gets full eating a McDonalds is a total and utter puff. Complete fanny.

What's so special about ikea hotdogs? I've genuinely never had one so don't know, because to me, 5 hotdogs sounds like a snack between breakfast and dinner.
I agree on McDonald's, need about 4 burgers to fill you up Burger King for me if I want junk.
 
I agree on McDonald's, need about 4 burgers to fill you up Burger King for me if I want junk.

I'm glad it's just not me then. Don't do McDonalds now but many years ago I could eat 5 quarter pounders with cheese and still not be full. Strange, because a couple of slices of toast usually fills me up?