Off Topic Man v Food.

Not606 stylee

I smashed a bag of bacon razzle crisps (large bag).

I even did 5 Ikea hot dogs. Cos im ****ing hardcore


Beat that lightweights

 

Once ate 2 large kebabs left over on the kitchen counter after a night out because someone said I should after I said it was a waste. I was still a bit wired and I puked the lot back up on the quiet.

 

Once bet a mate he couldn't eat one of those stupid Indian chilli's and that if he could eat one I would as well with no intention of doing so.
He acted like a pussy, I had a beer and said there is no way I'm eating one, didn't want to.

 

2 kebabs. I would have had to save one for next day..

Fat bastard.

 

You'll liked this one. Not eating but food related.

I was smashed and a bit high and looking for food, found a full cucumber in its plastic packaging, thought it would be funny to smash my mate over the head with it as is a soft veg type thing. Not so soft really in that packaging and he still has the scar, there was blood and a fight.

 

It was the next day.

 

theres no give while its in the plakka wrap. May as well hit him with a cosh.

 

Knocked him down like, I thought it would be a laugh, ****er got up and clumped me. I had to fight back a bit but but was all sorry and ****.

 

Bit embarassing. Done by a cucumber.








Thars done BY a cucumber hiag.

 

Well yeah that's what I thought, just a cucumber. Cut the ****ers head open though.

 

Battle scars.

And this is where me mate hit me with a cucumber

 

****ing hell Comm is that supposed to be an achievement haha, when I used to blaze that would just be a warm up to my main munch

Right at this moment though I probably couldn't even manage a slice of toast... Raw cocaine much more appealing tbh

 

Is ye dissing me massiv food binge.

Ikea hotdogs man. 5....****ing hardcore.

Larddy

 

Mate, I could manage 5 hotdogs on a whizz comedown if I really wanted to, not saying I'd enjoy it but if I forced it I could do it

Sorry Comm but not impressed pal lol.

 

**** you fatty.

 

Anybody who gets full eating a McDonalds is a total and utter puff. Complete fanny.

What's so special about ikea hotdogs? I've genuinely never had one so don't know, because to me, 5 hotdogs sounds like a snack between breakfast and dinner.

 

I agree on McDonald's, need about 4 burgers to fill you up Burger King for me if I want junk.

 

I'm glad it's just not me then. Don't do McDonalds now but many years ago I could eat 5 quarter pounders with cheese and still not be full. Strange, because a couple of slices of toast usually fills me up?

 

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