Man Utd, toffee or yourself?

Oooooooooooooooooooooh!! - you smooth talker you.

 

That's easy, make the bluenose eat the gun, and stand him in front of the manc, just make sure to miss the spine, out the back of the skull, into the mancs face, everyone's happy

Can I then have a knife to slice of their genitals and stuff them down their open necks?

Oh you know I wouldn't... I'd save the gun and use it on Thatcher

 

You threaten the toffee and the united fan with the gun and the bullet and say they have to fight to the death, one kills the the other, then you shoot the other 1

Happy days, Ive thought this through

 

Thanks for helping me out mate.

 

Id take the bullet out of the gun and then suggest a game of Russian roulette...be fun watching them **** it and then nobody gets hurt...