Off Topic Man utd, bin sniffers

There's really only one standout candidate to take over at Old Trafford.

It should be someone who;

1) Is already part of the Man Utd family to promote from within
2) Has shown loyalty to Man Utd over many years
3) Has played an important part in many of their title winning seasons
4) Was recognised as the best in his position in the world
5) Is known as a figure of authority
6) Has demonstrated leadership qualities in previous positions

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you............

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So whos manager will entitled utd steal we think?

Pochs the name i keep seeing, zidane is a pipe dream. Bruce is just bantz surely?

Cant see them going for Liverpool reject rodgers tbh, especially if its on some interim basis only.

 

Roy Keane. They're going to have a PPV boxing match with Maguire on MUTV.

 

Zidane ruled himself out so it's probably Pochs though I'd give Bruce a go myself.

 

Dunno bout roy tbh.... Think micah richards said it right yday "hes slagged off half the dressing room".
Can u imagine maguires face if roy walks in one morning

 

Thought you'd already done that Mick, before the social distancing came in.

 

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Some good news finally.


Eddies staying

 

Ex Liverpool reject Rodgers would provide the most bantz potential, im not counting bruce thats just ridiculous tbh.

Serial bottler poch offers less potential short term but over the long term he could prove quite hilarious.

Zidanes mrs will cut his penis off if he even considers the utd job so im quite comfortable that it wont be him.

Tin haag is the one.

 

Just got the word John O'Shea is in the frame,put your house on him.

 

Lots of #fear stinking up this post ^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

You know ****s fuked up when you pull out the stinks of fear line.

Im really hoping its brendan myself, thatll be lfc agents at both of our bitterest rivals

 

We've got a top squad. Ole's gone. Everyone knows one decent manager comes in and ****'s gonna get real.

Btw Brendan is finished at United. Before he even got the job, that's some achievement.

Poch is favourite and rightly so. 12 months too late but let's not fck about now, get it done, get him in.

 

Bro this is just your roy evans phase, the next guy will do a houllier and put you back on the map, then... Well you know what comes next

 

Please be true!

Please let Steve Bruce manage United. Heck, I think he should manage United, City, and Chelsea simultaneously.

 

Gotta love a maguire apology, hes really getting good at them now

 

We haven't been good enough? You haven't been good enough, Slabhead.

 

The players need to accept some responsibility...


... Because they kept phoning the Glazers daily begging for them to replace Ole.

 

You better not watch it if the PIF are funding it